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Jacking off at work

Points) on 7/7/08 at 7:09pm

What's the best way to wank a fast one out at work? Is there an indiscreet way of watching porno? I mean i know i should be working most of the time, but sometimes I just can't help it. I can do it in my free time, but I'd rather sleep instead and with all the work im going to have, I'm probably too fat to approach any chicks. Would getting one of these bad boys protect me from my superiors while I watch porno???

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Definitely go with the

by 2StopShop

(Senior Monkey, 71

Points) on 7/7/08 at 7:19pm

Definitely go with the compushade.

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Jokes

by joefish

(Gorilla, 573

Points) on 7/7/08 at 7:33pm

I didn't know you could have -ve banana points

Also, shouldn't your name be SirWankALot?

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I guess Patrick doesn't like

by MMBinNC

(Orangutan, 289

Points) on 7/7/08 at 8:06pm

I guess Patrick doesn't like masturbation. Did you get like -20 bananas for this?
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-I work for an investment banking firm.
Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones.
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you need to work on your

by x35109

(Baboon, 101

Points) on 7/7/08 at 8:44pm

you need to work on your imagination so you can take the porn with you to the stall

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Load porn on your ipod

by McMo

(Orangutan, 252

Points) on 7/7/08 at 8:49pm

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I cannot believe this is

by Convenience Software

(Senior Baboon, 200

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I cannot believe this is seriously a forum topic... I would agree with the above, put some porn on your iPod, sneak into a stall and rub one out.

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i can't afford an ipod

by SirBankalot

(Senior Chimp, 22

Points) on 7/7/08 at 9:49pm

i can't afford an ipod

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Is it just me or are these

by dazedmonk

(Baboon, 115

Points) on 7/7/08 at 11:34pm

Is it just me or are these posts showing up more and more frequently?

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Hillarious

by Alphaholic

(Orangutan, 360

Points) on 7/8/08 at 12:04am

And depressing because this one is no joke. Haha. "too fat to approach any chicks"--classic.

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i think the ipod

by mack387

(Orangutan, 368

Points) on 7/10/08 at 4:59pm

i think the ipod video...thats the most efficient way...or rather you can opt for the wide screen iphone display...it'll be like you never left home!

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Too funny...

by LizzieJane

(Monkey, 57

Points) on 7/10/08 at 8:57pm

This is hilarious. Now I'm going to walk around the office wondering what my coworkers are really watching on their ipods.

And I think the compushade would ruin your peripheral vision. You won't even see your boss coming until he's right behind you.

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trader

by hiit

(Monkey, 38

Points) on 7/10/08 at 9:01pm

You should be a trader. The whole multiple monitor thing might be advantageous. You could have a different video on each screen. I have no doubt it's been done before.