Jacking off at work

What's the best way to wank a fast one out at work? Is there an indiscreet way of watching porno? I mean i know i should be working most of the time, but sometimes I just can't help it. I can do it in my free time, but I'd rather sleep instead and with all the work im going to have, I'm probably too fat to approach any chicks. Would getting one of these bad boys protect me from my superiors while I watch porno???

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18 Comments
 
I guess Patrick doesn't like masturbation. Did you get like -20 bananas for this?

So what do you do? -I work for an investment banking firm. Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones. -No, a college degree is required in my profession

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 

i think the ipod video...thats the most efficient way...or rather you can opt for the wide screen iphone display...it'll be like you never left home!

 

This is hilarious. Now I'm going to walk around the office wondering what my coworkers are really watching on their ipods.

And I think the compushade would ruin your peripheral vision. You won't even see your boss coming until he's right behind you.

 

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