Margaritas: 1, monty09: 0

monty09 sent me this IM conversation he had with his friend that I thought was pretty funny, so we thought we'd share it with all of you....

you: Want a good laugh
me: yeah
Monday night I walk to place for dinner
Suppose to be legit mexican place in san antonio
They have 3 ritas
That are a limit 2 per visit
Suppose to be strong
So I order 1
Food
Dinner
Order 2nd
Ask for 3rd
NO
I explain I am walking back to my hotel not driving
Across the street to hotel
3rd coming
4th please?
me: lol
you: Fuk it
I pay and almost shit myself crossing street
Have not been that drunk in years
So in bed
And start calling people in san antonio
Guys
Girls
Uncles
Aunts
me:lol
you: Etc etc
Well I pass out
Wake up at 2 still drunk
My phone is locked
me: lol why
you:enter password 1125
Keypad lock
7 times and it doesn't work
So try two other random passwords
Get message... One more failed attempt and phone will be wiped and unlocked
Last try ..FAILED
Every email and contact in my phone was wiped over 400
Ready for the kicker
me: oh man
what next!
me: I have to enter a new password so easy... Monty09....my phone says "Can not use previous password"...FFFUUKKKKKKKKKKKKK
me: OH NO
you:I was so pissed
I was entering my atm pin number the whole time
me: oh dude
that sucks so hard
you: Pretty freaking funny tho
me: yeah

 

what's up with 1125? it used to be my bberry password. Hm, i wonder how popular of a pin that is.

Monty, a somewhat similar story is the reason I now stay away from tequilla...

More is good, all is better
 

lol

I've passed out in a few places around Duke. Houses, the quad, benches, bridges, the gym, the chapel.... Hope God forgives tht one.

This was funny enough to wake a few people around me tho.

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 
MMBinNC:
monkeyc:
you sure its a good idea to give out your atm pin on a public forum given how much ca$h you have?

Dude if you wanna go mug monty, be my guest

Yea, you would lose that fight, Monty is not small
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

I was meeting up with some friends once, and two of them showed up late, having just been to a similar place in New York. One of them is staggering around all over the place and slurring, "The margaritas were, like, REALLY cheap."

I reply with one word: "Obviously."

Metal. Music. Life. www.headofmetal.com
 

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