Margaritas: 1, monty09: 0

monty09 sent me this IM conversation he had with his friend that I thought was pretty funny, so we thought we'd share it with all of you....

you: Want a good laugh me: yeah Monday night I walk to place for dinner Suppose to be legit mexican place in san antonio They have 3 ritas That are a limit 2 per visit Suppose to be strong So I order 1 Food Dinner Order 2nd Ask for 3rd NO I explain I am walking back to my hotel not driving Across the street to hotel 3rd coming 4th please? me: lol you: Fuk it I pay and almost shit myself crossing street Have not been that drunk in years So in bed And start calling people in san antonio Guys Girls Uncles Aunts me:lol you: Etc etc Well I pass out Wake up at 2 still drunk My phone is locked me: lol why you:enter password 1125 Keypad lock 7 times and it doesn't work So try two other random passwords Get message... One more failed attempt and phone will be wiped and unlocked Last try ..FAILED Every email and contact in my phone was wiped over 400 Ready for the kicker me: oh man what next! me: I have to enter a new password so easy... Monty09....my phone says "Can not use previous password"...FFFUUKKKKKKKKKKKKK me: OH NO you:I was so pissed I was entering my atm pin number the whole time me: oh dude that sucks so hard you: Pretty freaking funny tho me: yeah

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what's up with 1125? it used to be my bberry password. Hm, i wonder how popular of a pin that is.

Monty, a somewhat similar story is the reason I now stay away from tequilla...

More is good, all is better
 

lol

I've passed out in a few places around Duke. Houses, the quad, benches, bridges, the gym, the chapel.... Hope God forgives tht one.

This was funny enough to wake a few people around me tho.

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 
monkeycyou sure its a good idea to give out your atm pin on a public forum given how much ca$h you have?

Dude if you wanna go mug monty, be my guest

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 
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monkeycyou sure its a good idea to give out your atm pin on a public forum given how much ca$h you have?

Dude if you wanna go mug monty, be my guest

Yea, you would lose that fight, Monty is not small
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I was meeting up with some friends once, and two of them showed up late, having just been to a similar place in New York. One of them is staggering around all over the place and slurring, "The margaritas were, like, REALLY cheap."

I reply with one word: "Obviously."

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