My MD was Sleeping with an Analyst

The most fucked up thing to be around is when your MD is sleeping with an analyst. She gets special treatment such as never having to work late; never responsible for any ofher mistakes (associates fault); going out to client meetings; traveling on roadshows; going out to client dinners; dressing inappropriately at work (ok I didnt really mind that); and being bitchy to everyone around, just to name a few

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