Bring Back Occupy Occupy Wall Street

Hi monkeys,
The other day I was reminded of Occupy Occupy Wall Street, a satirical counter-movement to Occupy Wall Street. So I went to the website they mention on an interview to a news channel, and instead found the website to a Japanese dieting method (?).
What the hell happened? Where is the 1%?

Please share fond moments of your revolutionary youth (did you see those guys there, were there comments on the street, etc.)

 

OWS was just a temporary manifestation of the anger and frustration that eventually led to Bernie and Trump and similar sentiments around the world (Brexit). It's not going away, nor is the growing class divide.

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tchekm845:
they're comedians
As was my suspicion. The taller guy's suit was atrocious and his knot more so. They also had too quality a level of interplay going for them to be believable bankers.
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Seems like a couple guys just trying to make a buck on the hype. Can't blame 'em, wish I had thought of it.

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Their trolling power is too great for my mind.

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