Had a dream last night about quitting my job.
I took a keyboard to the annoying EA sitting across from me. One of my dual screens to the third year associate from Stanford, the other to the 2nd year from NYU.
Took the computer tower and threw it through my director's office window hitting him on his gigantic forehead and then jumping out the window and landing on tina fey dressed as sarah palin.
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I'll have whatever he's drinking.
Damn cornelius... hope nobody from works knows your WSO identity...
....then tina fey took you to the set of 30 rock where she banged you while scanning and discussing old NBC/Comcast merger models with alec baldwin. then sarah palin busts in with a shotgun and shoots all the wild game that is stampeding through the set...
Is that what BB does to you? I prefer a rough taste - F* all that w/h/s/c ivy bs......doesn't sound like its worth the cake.
Reminds me of that scene from Wanted when he tells off his boss, smashes his douchey coworker in the face with the keyboard, and walks out.
That's assault brotha. You double dare me?
Regards
lmaooooo.. I chuckled!
O back to schoool.. back to schoool.. to prove to dad that im not a foooool.
if you really hate it that much, i would seriously suggest REAL quitting, no jobs in the world can compensate for the years of stress and discontent in my opinion ( unless you are getting paid over half a mil doing it, but I doubt you are since you sound more like a junior person)
Sounds like Patrick Bateman in the making. I like it.
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