Sending in fake resumes?

Was chatting with a friend about this today and wanted to get your thoughts.

Lets say you want to land a certain role 1 or 2 years down the line. You're getting mixed signals from your research and not sure what route to take today to best position yourself for that role in the future.

You want to invest in the option that will make you most competitive. So to test which of these options will really give you the most bang for your buck, you send in a couple of fake resumes to the positions available today and see which ones get the most invitations to interviews.

For example, you are deciding between three completely different job offers (and conveniently have months to decide). You want to know which one will give you the best exit opp. So on the first resume you list the first job in your experiences. In the second resume you list the second job etc. You send them all in to the same opening and repeat this at all the openings you can find.

You then decide which offer to accept based on which resume was most successful.

What are you thoughts on this?

 

This is stupid on so many levels.

-> Wasting time (yours and the resume readers) -> You'd have to make up other sections (education, other experience, xc's, etc) to a.) not be tracked if/when they figure you out, and b.) to have an actual placebo -> Fucking other people out of the legitimate interview process -> You are taking one job for the sole purpose of getting an interview at the second job? What is wrong with you?

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broadstbully:

This is stupid on so many levels.

-> Wasting time (yours and the resume readers)
-> You'd have to make up other sections (education, other experience, xc's, etc) to a.) not be tracked if/when they figure you out, and b.) to have an actual placebo
-> Fucking other people out of the legitimate interview process
-> You are taking one job for the sole purpose of getting an interview at the second job? What is wrong with you?

Wasting time- How much time does this really take?

You'd have to make up other sections- Again, I could make 3 fake resumes and submit in under 30 minutes.

Fucking other people out of the legitimate interview process- How? It's not like he is actually accepting the interview or offers, does not affect other candidates.

You are taking one job for the sole purpose of getting an interview at the second job? What is wrong with you?- Yes, I guess OP is the crazy one. But the countless posts on here about exit ops that comprise 90% of the content of this site where college kids give advice and fantasize to each other about a BX M&A internship is completely fine.

 

I agree that you shouldn't do this, but I don't necessarily agree with some of the rationale.

  • Obviously the recruiter isn't spending a half hour wondering if you're worth it just to invite you to the behavioral interview. Its a quick screen
  • The people wasting the recruiter's time are those candidates who are unqualified but exaggerate on their resume and cover letters. These guys actually get called in for 1st round, book an interview time, often pass and book a 2nd round, go to that and when the technicals come up, completely bomb and get exposed as a liar and time waster. These people waste recruiters time, not the guy who sent in a resume and didn't reply to the email inviting him to 1st round
  • As for your own time? Like buddy mentioned above, that 30 min spent would probably get you a much clearer idea of exit opps than any mixed response you might get on here or from informational interviews
  • Have you seen some of the responses written on here to questions about exit opps? Unless the answer is obvious as fuck, the responses turn into a heated debate between the people giving the advice...some of these poor guys end up more confused than they were in the first place
  • informational interviews are way more time intensive, just sending out all the cold emails alone would take more time. Then once you meet with the guy, he might give you generic, biased or unclear advice

That being said, I wouldn't do ti because the lying on a resume part is too unethical for me. I don't even round up my GPA on my resume. I felt kind of pissed to think other people take advantage of this trick but I'm glad to see most people haven't been doing this.

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Despite reading the posts here, I'm failing to see the ethical problem with this. Is utilizing a "secret shopper" an unethical method of collecting data on performance? Guess Marriott and Hilton are unethical companies.

For each job posting, there are usually dozens to hundreds of resumes. Resumes are screened in literally seconds. If you're contacted for an interview then don't accept/reply and simply make note of the response. Time "wasted" of the resume reviewer is about 2 minutes if you're actually contacted.

As far as lying on a resume? LOL. Probably the dumbest comment I've read in a while, Mat-Reis. You're not "lying"--you're testing responses. You'd be lying on your resume if you accepted the job interview and/or the job position under false pretenses.

I actually did this when I was in college a year before on-campus recruiting started. It worked and it let me understand where I stood and where I would stand when the time came.

I'd welcome a rational explanation as to why this would be unethical.

 
DCDepository:

Despite reading the posts here, I'm failing to see the ethical problem with this. Is utilizing a "secret shopper" an unethical method of collecting data on performance? Guess Marriott and Hilton are unethical companies.

For each job posting, there are usually dozens to hundreds of resumes. Resumes are screened in literally seconds. If you're contacted for an interview then don't accept/reply and simply make note of the response. Time "wasted" of the resume reviewer is about 2 minutes if you're actually contacted.

As far as lying on a resume? LOL. Probably the dumbest comment I've read in a while, Mat-Reis. You're not "lying"--you're testing responses. You'd be lying on your resume if you accepted the job interview and/or the job position under false pretenses.

I actually did this when I was in college a year before on-campus recruiting started. It worked and it let me understand where I stood and where I would stand when the time came.

I'd welcome a rational explanation as to why this would be unethical.

Totally agree.
 
DickFuld:
DCDepository:

Despite reading the posts here, I'm failing to see the ethical problem with this. Is utilizing a "secret shopper" an unethical method of collecting data on performance? Guess Marriott and Hilton are unethical companies.

For each job posting, there are usually dozens to hundreds of resumes. Resumes are screened in literally seconds. If you're contacted for an interview then don't accept/reply and simply make note of the response. Time "wasted" of the resume reviewer is about 2 minutes if you're actually contacted.

As far as lying on a resume? LOL. Probably the dumbest comment I've read in a while, Mat-Reis. You're not "lying"--you're testing responses. You'd be lying on your resume if you accepted the job interview and/or the job position under false pretenses.

I actually did this when I was in college a year before on-campus recruiting started. It worked and it let me understand where I stood and where I would stand when the time came.

I'd welcome a rational explanation as to why this would be unethical.

Totally agree.

It's not. OP is wasting people's time and crying for attention.

 
DCDepository:

As far as lying on a resume? LOL. Probably the dumbest comment I've read in a while, Mat-Reis. You're not "lying"--you're testing responses. You'd be lying on your resume if you accepted the job interview and/or the job position under false pretenses.

I just have my own clear ethical boundaries, it doesn't make me stupid man. If I get less opportunities because of these boundaries than so be it, I accept that. I totally see the big upside and limited risk to this, and call me crazy but its just not my cup of tea lol

I actually wonder if a lot of people do this, obviously few would want to admit it. Out of the people who don't reply to interview invitation emails, a good number of them could be due to fakes

I wish i could shove my dick so far up your dick that it creates a gaping vagina, because that's who you are. Just tell them that you're a ginormous douche-canoe with a gaping vagina. They'll understand.
 
Mat-Reis:

I just have my own clear ethical boundaries, it doesn't make me stupid man. If I get less opportunities because of these boundaries than so be it, I accept that. I totally see the big upside and limited risk to this, and call me crazy but its just not my cup of tea lol

You have a REALLY bad case of oneitis. Stop.

 
Mat-Reis:
DCDepository:

As far as lying on a resume? LOL. Probably the dumbest comment I've read in a while, Mat-Reis. You're not "lying"--you're testing responses. You'd be lying on your resume if you accepted the job interview and/or the job position under false pretenses.

I just have my own clear ethical boundaries, it doesn't make me stupid man. If I get less opportunities because of these boundaries than so be it, I accept that. I totally see the big upside and limited risk to this, and call me crazy but its just not my cup of tea lol

I actually wonder if a lot of people do this, obviously few would want to admit it. Out of the people who don't reply to interview invitation emails, a good number of them could be due to fakes

What "ethical standards" of yours are being violated? You're not lying or cheating to get a job. You're conducting research. You're lying on a resume if you fudge information to OBTAIN interviews and job offers, not to see what areas of study make the most sense for future employment opportunities.

 
InvertedMooning:

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This has to be one of the best one liners I have ever seen on this site. Will def recycle.

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Don't hate on ethics. We both know they'l love your lucky charms in prison.

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Mat-Reis:

Don't hate on ethics. We both know they'l love your lucky charms in prison.

Ewww omg stop. Please. You're a HUGE creep. You sound really stupid with your new found set of ethics and that "hard-working holier-than-thou" outlook on life too. I'm not flattered. I'm really fucking annoyed and tired of it.

 

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