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Look who changed his first name in a downright negligible manner and is back on the map...

Welcome to AlexVayner.com:

Alex Vayner is a very warm hearted, serial entrepreneur whose passion lies in identifying strategies and 'tipping points' which can exponentially grow business' profits. Alex is a co-founder of Net Business Growth, a NYC-based technology and consulting company. Alex Vayner and his team are behind more than a dozen popular online business software and service solutions, and 9 popular digital courses on different areas of business growth. Please browse the site to find out more about Alex Vayner.

That's the intro to the in-progress www.alexvayner.com/ , where you can find such gems as the following:

During college, as a supplemental training to martial arts, he followed Ryan Kennelly's powerlifting regiment, recoding a one rep max of 516lbs.

If you're wondering what he's been up to lately, he's finishing up a grad degree in accounting from LSE, has "worked at Morgan Stanley," and is currently the founder of Net Business Growth, a small business consultancy site whose model may or may not be identical to every single other small business consultancy site.

It is quite sad that his dreams of being a banker will NEVER be fulfilled (making the title of his infamous video resume incredibly ironic), but at least he's served the greater good of Wall Street by providing us monkeys with a sure source of entertainment every time he resurfaces!

Here are the two links again:
http://www.alexvayner.com/

http://www.netbusinessgrowth.com/

I haven't explored them as thoroughly as I would have liked, so please post anymore gems you find here.

-NR

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Comments (18)

  • James Bond's picture

    "Net Business Growth consists of 12 full-time employees"

    More like 1..

  • happypantsmcgee's picture

    You have to include his hookers and personal trainer

    If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

  • Dingleberry's picture

    I just cried watching the Michael Cera spoof.

    ...

  • Clarkey's picture

    What is this guy's deal? Has he not learned his lesson about lying his fucking ass off?

    I had no idea he was in London. That really pisses me off.

  • kingtut's picture

    Talking about yourself in the 3rd person = douche

  • Nouveau Richie's picture

    I'm excited to get his contact info once he publishes that page of his site. We should do a series of pranks or something ridiculous. I was thinking of sending him an email posing as an entrepreneur and asking him a bunch of questions and writing "or is that impossible?" after each one.

    Also, this is just me being a dick, but NBG's Facebook page only has two fans, lol.
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Net-Business-Growth/...

  • Eric Stratton's picture

    Who works on Park Avenue? Go pay him a visit and check out his company.

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    "Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America."

  • mmonkey's picture

    This guy is a gift that keeps giving

  • IlliniProgrammer's picture

    Honestly, it's good for him that he's not a banker. This is a terrible industry to be going into right now. Startups/VC is probably a better place to be, though I'd really rather be in utilities, energy, or agriculture. Those are all going to be big over the next 5-10 years.

  • D M's picture

    "NBG has helped thousands of entrepreneurs and small business owners from around the world to exponentially grow their businesses by using our proprietary software, digital data products and strategy consulting services."

    Typo. I think he meant to say millions.

    "You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer
    "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

  • In reply to IlliniProgrammer
    boutiquebank4life's picture

    IlliniProgrammer:
    Honestly, it's good for him that he's not a banker. This is a terrible industry to be going into right now. Startups/VC is probably a better place to be, though I'd really rather be in utilities, energy, or agriculture. Those are all going to be big over the next 5-10 years.

    I'm an angry closet homosexual who over compensates for my small penis by pointlessly attacking people who are superior to me in every way in hopes that one of them will finally glue a 12" dildo permanently up my ass. For interested parties, I enjoy getting fisted on a daily basis. dry humped by my dog, and frolicking naked on an all guy nude beach.

    My dream boyfriend......

  • In reply to boutiquebank4life
    Gekko21's picture

    boutiquebank4life:
    IlliniProgrammer:
    Honestly, it's good for him that he's not a banker. This is a terrible industry to be going into right now. Startups/VC is probably a better place to be, though I'd really rather be in utilities, energy, or agriculture. Those are all going to be big over the next 5-10 years.

    I'm an angry closet homosexual who over compensates for my small penis by pointlessly attacking people who are superior to me in every way in hopes that one of them will finally glue a 12" dildo permanently up my ass. For interested parties, I enjoy getting fisted on a daily basis. dry humped by my dog, and frolicking naked on an all guy nude beach.

    My dream boyfriend......

    I'm fine with people talking shit or attacking one another, but the comment that you posted before I changed it was rude, arrogant, and uncalled for (and I know that it is not the first time you have posted something like it). You had better get in line or I will kick you the fuck out of it.

    "Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."

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  • happypantsmcgee's picture

    If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

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