What is the worst physical development in iBankers?

What is the worst physical development in iBankers?

Balding
33% (10 votes)
Big Gut
30% (9 votes)
Bleeding Nose
3% (1 vote)
Pale
3% (1 vote)
Muscle Atrophy / Chicken Legs
17% (5 votes)
Cholesterol / Heart Disease
13% (4 votes)
Total votes: 30
8 Comments
 

First, let me insert an acknowledgement that I feel ashamed that half of my 7 bananas earned here are a result of responding to topics relevant to looks, which I find to be shallow, but look at this board, what do ya do. :-)

Actually, I find the guys in banking to be above average looks wise. I am not sure where you guys spot all the really bad ones. Most guys I work with work out regularly, and are for the most part even high-maintainance. Also, the suit or business-casual helps a lot. A suit on a guy is like make-up on a girl. It adds at least a point. (on a scale of 10)

It's only on boards like this that I find fellow bankers to be immature and shallow (sorry:-) The guys that I actually meet in the office are hardly a$$holes and for the most part charismatic, driven, in addition to being intelligent, very attractive really. (and no, I am not a guy so I have no masculinity to be questioned) Being on here and kind of reading what junior bankers are like kind of makes me wonder about the people I meet in the office, on whether they have a really shallow side that I just never see.

Granted, half of the posters are here are probably not even in banking.

 

please tell me you're joking with this 4/6th shit. I know that the average banker is not the sharpest knife in the drawer but c'mon.

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