Monday Morning Blues?

i dont know if its the rain in nyc this morning, but after a beautiful fun weekend, i'm coming down from a high and hitting a low this morning. getting my coffee and about to head into the office. i usually get out of my funk by listening to music and watching some of the hotties on the local news channels (christina park...whatup!)

how do you monkeys usually get out of your monday morning funk..

 

I smashed box and played xbox (with the same chick whose box I smashed) all weekend. I could not be in a better mood.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgee:
I smashed box and played xbox (with the same chick whose box I smashed) all weekend. I could not be in a better mood.

that my friend is silver banana worthy.

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 

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