Boring to you. I pee'd a little.

Is this normal though? Like the drivers never called it in or anything.

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new_era:
its not normal who cars though (pun intended)

Hahah what the fuck ever. Just wanted to know if this kind of shit happens and if I should let it go. Feels wrong that they hit parked vehicles and drive away.

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Flake:
new_era:
its not normal who cars though (pun intended)

Hahah what the fuck ever. Just wanted to know if this kind of shit happens and if I should let it go. Feels wrong that they hit parked vehicles and drive away.

Boo hoo. It "feels wrong." Donate some of that excessive income to a worthy cause to feel better about yourself. This is New York. Learn to mind your own business.

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Yeah yeah. Point taken you jerks.

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This is not unusual, but most of the time, the car drivers are pretty professional, but shit happens. Someone I know was in the car when it had a full on collision: he panicked and said that he was late for a meeting, handed the driver $$$, and he kept going....and he made it to the strip club before everyone left. He still has the driver's number, just in case he needs some help with an unusual circumstance.

Get busy living
 

I was just slightly annoyed last night and wanted to rant, as well as get some comfort in knowing this kind of sh*t happens to others on occasion.

To the DontMakeMeShortYou guy: I wouldn't tell on the driver, it was just a truck parked on the side of the street (my first crash in a company car was a lot worse than that). Definitely still getting used to NY though...

I'll donate if you donate.

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Anything besides a scrape or a bump of another car I'd have any issue with.

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