Goldie's Out

I just got a text from Goldie. He requested to be banned and Patrick banned him. He shall forever be remembered in history as GoldenCinderblock. He requested I make a farewell post to let everyone know that "it's been a blast." Pour one for the homies + 420.


Peace out bro, it's been real. 

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CarsnWatches

Dude what... Did he say why? I'm assuming he probably didn't want all that shit on the internet. I liked his unhinged word vomit posts. They were always real. 

Yeah he had some long interesting posts. Like a stream of thought type of writing.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
NoEquityResearch

Sad to see him go. Enjoyed the posts. Any specifics on why? Will all of his posts dissapear?

I don’t think his posts will disappear. I think he was getting frustrated with the ‘flow’ of the site and mad that his posts were getting deleted.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

yeah, we kept warning him repeatedly and tried to work with him and told him to be patient but he wasn't having it...we literally just rolled out major changes less than 2 weeks ago and Hive has been dialed back now so nothing will be sent unpublished automatically but there will still be a ton to review for mod team.

also found it interesting that his violations went up 3x as soon as we made these changes...almost like a child throwing a temper tantrum.  No offense Goldie.

 

The king is dead, long live the king.

“Strive for perfection in everything you do. Take the best that exists and make it better. When it does not exist, design it.” -- Sir Frederick Henry Royce, 1st Baronet, Co-Founder of Rolls-Royce Limited.
 

It can be sad to hear, but we should be happy that we got to experience some quality internet. Wishing him well.

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 

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Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

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