Do you Believe in Reptilians?????


Since WSO is becoming the place to go for these types of topics, I'd like to open up the discussion to whether our members believe in Reptilians.

Contrary to popular belief, Reptilians are NOT aliens. They come from earth and are sexually compatible with our women. They have a very distinct odor and feed off of human emotion.

Do you believe in Reptilians??? I do.

 

Is Cher one? I believe in her.

"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 
Oreos:
Is Cher one? I believe in her.

may be. there is a list floating around somewhere on the internet of alleged Reptilians. there are a surprising number of A-list celebrities on the list, and many others who are not Reptilians but support the Reptilians agenda.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

^ BWAHAHAHA

Reptilians or whatever: it's bullshit. A lot of people have withdrawn into conspiracy theories because they just can't accept the current reality, so David Ickes is getting a revisiting......please don't do this to yourselves. We live in a free country, and the Illuminati or whatever else group DO NOT control everything.

And that Russian stuff is some nasty shit: what the hell are people thinking?

Get busy living
 
UFOinsider:
^ BWAHAHAHA

Reptilians or whatever: it's bullshit. A lot of people have withdrawn into conspiracy theories because they just can't accept the current reality, so David Ickes is getting a revisiting......please don't do this to yourselves. We live in a free country, and the Illuminati or whatever else group DO NOT control everything.

And that Russian stuff is some nasty shit: what the hell are people thinking?

this is just sad... i've suspected for some time now that Reptilians have infiltrated WSO, but this confirms it. don't give me that "we live in a free country" bullshit. you're pushing the Reptilian agenda and you know it.

oh, and here's a hint: that icon of yours with the Reptilian overlord is not very subtle dude.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 
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sayandarula:
UFOinsider:
^ BWAHAHAHA

Reptilians or whatever: it's bullshit. A lot of people have withdrawn into conspiracy theories because they just can't accept the current reality, so David Ickes is getting a revisiting......please don't do this to yourselves. We live in a free country, and the Illuminati or whatever else group DO NOT control everything.

And that Russian stuff is some nasty shit: what the hell are people thinking?

this is just sad... i've suspected for some time now that Reptilians have infiltrated WSO, but this confirms it. don't give me that "we live in a free country" bullshit. you're pushing the Reptilian agenda and you know it.

oh, and here's a hint: that icon of yours with the Reptilian overlord is not very subtle dude.

AND NOW THAT YOU KNOW OUR DARK SECRET, YOU MUST BE ANNILATED! Unless you want in on the conspiracy of course. We're always looking for henchemen: there's a high turnover, but there's room for advancement.
Get busy living
 

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