Will they know I'm wearing velour sweatpants and a beater?
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Thanks guys--really appreciate the help
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I prefer to stand naked with a raging erection whilst conducting a phone interview
^^ This.
Don't forget your diamond studs and gold rope chain.
i like to rail a chic during phone interview....gives me confidence
And every now and then make sure you yell "don't fight back, you're only making it harder on yourself"
THIS!!!! Banana for you broseph!
Can we also rank the top hedge funds by manager reputation, cumulative returns and the chances I will make $25mln in my first year?
Cheers
Tell them you want to work on Cross Border China deals. They love hearing that. Also, be sure to let them know you MUST be in bed by 9PM.
^ J/K just in case you're really THAT clueless. Hmmm, the trolls are hungry today.....
Just don't walk anywhere. They'll be able to hear it.
look good feel good play good
My friend at Goldman Sachs told me to breathe heavily throughout the interview because it shows resolution and conveys decisiveness
any thoughts?
yes/no? anyone with experience using this tactic in a phone interview?
Breathing heavily and st-st-stuttering are great ways to convey interest. Also throw in a random cuss word to make sure they're still paying attention.
most banks are big on racial slurs as well--its a good way of setting you apart from the crowd from what i understand. this is why it helps to figure out who you are interviewing with ahead of time, and get figure out which slurs to use
full suit, tie, shoes, etc. but no pants....
My flatmate ordered a pizza during one of my phone interviews.
my god
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