Drunk Trader Sets Fire to WTC Elevator

Wow, he probably has the worst hygene ever judging by the looks of him. The savage also, if you look closely, is sporting some man breasts. What a goon.

The picture is ambiguous... Is he being arrested for having worn that sweater in public?

I don't know what the sad part is ... that his career is over and he's going to butt pound prison, or that an MIT grad above me is giving fashion advice

I was about to say farm_boy the picture that was provided in the article actually looks like your typical MIT student which includes character traits of unattractiveness, foulness and horrible attempts at making jokes.

notice how his fire got him to the ground floor and out of the stuck elevator???

Well, he still has his beard on. So I guess he didn't start the fire 'that' way.

Just my 2c.

that this goofball makes more money than you.

If you could see some of the rejects I worked with that were pulling down 12-15k a week trading commodities, you'd shit all over your Brooks Brothers suit.

BTW, you'd have to be a commodities trader for it to make sense to light a fire with an aerosol can inside a sealed 4x6 space.

ok this is a serious question. How exactly WAS he supposed to get out of the elevator?

Im pretty sure all elevators are equipped with emergency phone lines or emergency buttons. This douche bag was getting creative.