Drunk Trader Sets Fire to WTC Elevator

http://www.nypost.com/seven/01242009/news/regiona…

Commodities trader arrested after trying to start a fire inside 7 World Trade Center.

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I don't know what the sad part is ... that his career is over and he's going to butt pound prison, or that an MIT grad above me is giving fashion advice

 

I was about to say farm_boy the picture that was provided in the article actually looks like your typical MIT student which includes character traits of unattractiveness, foulness and horrible attempts at making jokes.

 

ok this is a serious question. How exactly WAS he supposed to get out of the elevator?

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
 

Im pretty sure all elevators are equipped with emergency phone lines or emergency buttons. This douche bag was getting creative.

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