I am surrounded by MORONS

Are you sure you didn't just make up those super-clever lyrics yourself, and are now looking for some people to validate how "funny" you are?

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http://www.drmarkklein.blogspot.com/

i know damodaran does something similar with crank that-souljah boy..., he says to 'crank that beta' crank=lever...very lame

Haha thats absolutely hilarious. And once again Dr Mark Klein steps in with his ass hole comments. Dude get off this forum NOBODY likes you or respects a single word out of your mouth. There was a kid like you in my high school. I took a shit in his back pack.

Mark Mc Dueche AND Badam on the same thread. Wow this is about as bad as it gets.

"Oh - the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion?"

Mark McDouche is mine, you stole it from me!

I'll let it go though since I completely agree with you

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"its the running joke now, we now have fair trade with china so they send us poisoned sea food and we send them fraudulent securities."

Actually, I would have to disagree with you here. MK's comments are generally comical and his insight add significant value, for the most part, when intended.

Spot the moron psychologist, making up bizarre assumptions at every opportunity. Do Americans actually pay people for this sh*t?

Oh there's plenty more from them too, just this is the main one
Soulja Boy - "Crank that leverage, WAH, Crank that leverage, WHAA, Crank that leverage..."
50 Cent - "I Got Money, money I got (I get it) I got money, money I got (I get it)" - for a good minute, all the analysts/associates joining in the "I get it" bit.
Jay Z - "Uh huh, uh huh.... uh huh, uh huh.... uh huh, uh huh..."

Woohoo Badam is BACK!
Where you been man? Missed ya

I'm not entirely sure that people are grasping the spoof that is Mark Klein, MD. You guys DO know who the real MK, MD is, right?

besides a potential contendor for the 2008 presidential ballot who regularly shaves his huevos?

http://campaigns.wikia.com/wiki/Mark_Klein

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"its the running joke now, we now have fair trade with china so they send us poisoned sea food and we send them fraudulent securities."

So how's your summer internship in cash equity trading at an MM going? Dead quiet volumes and 5bps commission, FUN...

LOL, gotta love Wikipedia.

Wow! Can someone explain that?

The guy who posts on Dealbook?

Badam I have some stories that Im sure you would find hilarious. We get a hella lot more than 5bps commission. More like 2-5 cents/share depending on the client. Equity markets have been intense this summer, you figure out how business has been.

"Oh - the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion?"

Actually I don't care about what either one of you said. I do, however, like to take shits in backpacks.