I am surrounded by MORONS

Do you know that rap song "The Whistle Song" by Juelz Santana?

All day this week I've had a bunch of mainly Associates around me singing "EV over EBITDA, EV over EBITDA" to the opening line "There it go baby don't stop now, there it go baby don't stop now"; "girl you make my whistle blow" has become "man you make my profit grow", and it gets worse. And they sing this crap on repeat, day in day out.

Its as bad as it sounds.

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mark klein MDAre you sure you didn't just make up those super-clever lyrics yourself, and are now looking for some people to validate how "funny" you are?
Spot the moron psychologist, making up bizarre assumptions at every opportunity. Do Americans actually pay people for this sh*t?

Oh there's plenty more from them too, just this is the main one Soulja Boy - "Crank that leverage, WAH, Crank that leverage, WHAA, Crank that leverage..." 50 Cent - "I Got Money, money I got (I get it) I got money, money I got (I get it)" - for a good minute, all the analysts/associates joining in the "I get it" bit. Jay Z - "Uh huh, uh huh.... uh huh, uh huh.... uh huh, uh huh..."

 

i know damodaran does something similar with crank that-souljah boy..., he says to 'crank that beta' crank=lever...very lame

 

Haha thats absolutely hilarious. And once again Dr Mark Klein steps in with his ass hole comments. Dude get off this forum NOBODY likes you or respects a single word out of your mouth. There was a kid like you in my high school. I took a shit in his back pack.

 
anonymous707Haha thats absolutely hilarious. And once again Dr Mark Klein steps in with his ass hole comments. Dude get off this forum NOBODY likes you or respects a single word out of your mouth. There was a kid like you in my high school. I took a shit in his back pack.
Actually, I would have to disagree with you here. MK's comments are generally comical and his insight add significant value, for the most part, when intended.
 
baloogafish
anonymous707Haha thats absolutely hilarious. And once again Dr Mark Klein steps in with his ass hole comments. Dude get off this forum NOBODY likes you or respects a single word out of your mouth. There was a kid like you in my high school. I took a shit in his back pack.
Actually, I would have to disagree with you here. MK's comments are generally comical and his insight add significant value, for the most part, when intended.

Actually I don't care about what either one of you said. I do, however, like to take shits in backpacks.

 

Mark Mc Dueche AND Badam on the same thread. Wow this is about as bad as it gets.

"Oh - the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion?"

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
 

Mark McDouche is mine, you stole it from me!

I'll let it go though since I completely agree with you

trade4sizeMark Mc Dueche AND Badam on the same thread. Wow this is about as bad as it gets.

"Oh - the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion?"

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"its the running joke now, we now have fair trade with china so they send us poisoned sea food and we send them fraudulent securities."

------ "its the running joke now, we now have fair trade with china so they send us poisoned sea food and we send them fraudulent securities."
 
GameTheoryI'm not entirely sure that people are grasping the spoof that is Mark Klein, MD. You guys DO know who the real MK, MD is, right?

The guy who posts on Dealbook?

 

besides a potential contendor for the 2008 presidential ballot who regularly shaves his huevos?

http://campaigns.wikia.com/wiki/Mark_Klein

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"its the running joke now, we now have fair trade with china so they send us poisoned sea food and we send them fraudulent securities."

------ "its the running joke now, we now have fair trade with china so they send us poisoned sea food and we send them fraudulent securities."
 
gomi
EEbesides a potential contendor for the 2008 presidential ballot who regularly shaves his huevos?

http://campaigns.wikia.com/wiki/Mark_Klein

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"its the running joke now, we now have fair trade with china so they send us poisoned sea food and we send them fraudulent securities."

LOL, gotta love Wikipedia.

Wow! Can someone explain that?

 

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"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.

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