If you could be the richest person in the world with your dream job only as a public virgin forever would you do it?
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Can I still fap?
Yes, you can do it until you bleed. Just no porn.
Would I get to kill you with no consequences? (you have to throw in a sweetener)
No, nothing else changes.
BUMP
There's more to life than money, but there's also more to life than sex. I'd take the money.
Nouriel.Roubini
forever? heck no. for a while? definitely.
Does getting blowjobs count as losing your virginity?
Girl in the picture is cute. Who is she?
public virgin? so in private i do what i want with all my money. sure i'm in
This is like asking if I gave you a trillion dollars but in exchange you had to live you life in a 8x10 closet. Why would you ever agree to something like that. Its stupid.
How is it ANYTHING like living in an 8x10 closet?
You could buy the best medical care, live until they have 100% realistic virtual sex, then have yourself some virtual sex.
But then it comes down to whether a person receiving average medical care would still survive to that time and be able to afford it. Because they could have real sex and drive virtual Lambos.
Shit, life is hard.
Nah the virtual Lambo would be a public display, while the virtual s*x is a private display. Basically, would you rather be publically rich but privately a pr0n freak or privately a player and privately a rich guy.
You could have public sex virtually.
I can see where this conversation is steering towards; in order to save myself from getting banned off the company intrawebs for the next three months, you win.
Privately too, you just have to admit it.
You can't have virtual; that counts as porn. You can have all the Kate U. pics you want though.
What if my dream job is to be a pornstar?
We need a new thread for this topic:
Has anyone tried this?
Having sex but not cumming? Yeah, Xanax will do that.
Does anyone see the not so subtle parody and satire in this.
Oh I get it. Billy Bob drinks but he does not swallow.
Anyone who seriously says they'd be fine with being a virgin forever for money and a dream job is exposing themselves as a virgin. Simply stunning.
Tebow?
He gets to go to heaven too though.
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