monkey shit

So i was browsing a few threads and I noticed a certain user is getting heavily slammed with monkey shit no matter what they say. Needless to say I thought I was the only person throwing monkey shit at them (usually deserving of it) but it appears others have joined in on the fun.

 
CompBanker:
I try to only throw monkey shit at people with more silver bananas than me.

So you exclusively throw shit at Anthony...

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgee:
CompBanker:
I try to only throw monkey shit at people with more silver bananas than me.

So you exclusively throw shit at Anthony...

Nah, I'm joking. I wish there were a way to claw back his bananas though, I'm so far out of the running its sad.

And Happypantsmcgee, your signature line is KILLING me. While I love the quote, I think I read it 15 times a day from reading your posts! Can you add some sort of line above it so it doesn't look like it is a part of the comment? Yes, I've hit a new low -- commenting on people's signature lines.

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CompBanker:
happypantsmcgee:
CompBanker:
I try to only throw monkey shit at people with more silver bananas than me.

So you exclusively throw shit at Anthony...

Nah, I'm joking. I wish there were a way to claw back his bananas though, I'm so far out of the running its sad.

And Happypantsmcgee, your signature line is KILLING me. While I love the quote, I think I read it 15 times a day from reading your posts! Can you add some sort of line above it so it doesn't look like it is a part of the comment? Yes, I've hit a new low -- commenting on people's signature lines.

Ditto the happypants suggestion, although with that profile pick I think it should be "I drink shit and piss excellence".

Compbanker--where is your cool signature?

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 
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Gekko21:
CompBanker:
happypantsmcgee:
CompBanker:
I try to only throw monkey shit at people with more silver bananas than me.

So you exclusively throw shit at Anthony...

Nah, I'm joking. I wish there were a way to claw back his bananas though, I'm so far out of the running its sad.

And Happypantsmcgee, your signature line is KILLING me. While I love the quote, I think I read it 15 times a day from reading your posts! Can you add some sort of line above it so it doesn't look like it is a part of the comment? Yes, I've hit a new low -- commenting on people's signature lines.

Ditto the happypants suggestion, although with that profile pick I think it should be "I drink shit and piss excellence".

Compbanker--where is your cool signature?

How's that you whiny bitches?

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

I throw shit when shit NEEDS to be thrown.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

Ill just go find a better signature line and I apologize for posting excessively today....it was slow as fuck around here.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
Anthony .:
Your avatar is far superior to mine also.
I agree. It's a damn shame that it took you so long to watch Equilibrium. Given your politically-charged position, I imagine you enjoyed it immensely.
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Perfect.

I'm happy with my signature, just keeping it simple.

The one thing that I could go for changing is my username. Made this thing four years ago as a Computer Science major who broke into banking. Now I'm no longer a banker and I don't know a damn thing about computers. If I didn't have so much brand equity built up I'd change it to something more neutral such as "Boston Guy" -- of course, that would only last me until I move again...

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Midas Mulligan Magoo:
CB, try Beantown Blackie on for size

HPM, get your anti-commie swerve on again broham

Done. You fucks make it not even worth having a tag line

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

CompBanker, you should join the ranks of the other demonymic place name carrying members. We already have a well established San Franciscan and New Yorker, I could definitely see a Bostonian in the mix.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

Yeah, BigBalledBostonian.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

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