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LMAO go drink some tea. Best insult ever.

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YostDisciple09Haha my friend sent that to me last night. It's good to see the teacher was cool enough to let that pass as creativity and communication (albeit bad communication and negative collaboration) instead of having a stick up his ass.
Unless this is from some community college, there's no way this is real.
 
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YostDisciple09Haha my friend sent that to me last night. It's good to see the teacher was cool enough to let that pass as creativity and communication (albeit bad communication and negative collaboration) instead of having a stick up his ass.
Unless this is from some community college, there's no way this is real.

you idiot... it's probably a high-school assignment.

"... then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
 

After visiting the link my entire perception of life has changed. I think I can honestly say we need to consider 2.0's in the same light that we would consider a 4.0. 2.8, maybe auto-ding territory, but anything in the 2.0 range needs to be put into the "needs further investigation pile." If the further investigation yields a story behind the 2.0 like what we've seen here, that's auto-hire territory.

 

didn't notice the "professor" there. either way, what is it you're so unconvinced about? the stupidity of the assignment or the awesome attitude of "Bill"?

"... then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
 

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