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I'm not in Philly, but why not try and get the pants /skirt off the waitress? :)
Cause she's ~40, fat, and has a mini afro?
Happy you would be drinking right now haha
Make your next several drinks doubles and it will get better.
Ha, if I could get into the airport I would take the train over
I'd love to get drunk with you, or any other monkey for that matter. It's a shame that I am too young to drink at a bar, and too poor to drink at most decent bars. I do realize I have many controversial opinions on things, but most people who get drunk with me, consider me a good friend by the end of the night. In fact, I will go as far as stating that my alcoholism is my most valuable networking tool.
hahahahahahhahahahaahahhaahahaha mike do you wanna kiss the ground he walks on too?
The fuck was that dude a personal ad?
oh dear... this thread is very funny.
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