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UFOinsiderI'm not in Philly, but why not try and get the pants /skirt off the waitress? :)

Cause she's ~40, fat, and has a mini afro?

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgee
UFOinsiderI'm not in Philly, but why not try and get the pants /skirt off the waitress? :)

Cause she's ~40, fat, and has a mini afro?

Happy you would be drinking right now haha

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
happypantsmcgee
UFOinsiderI'm not in Philly, but why not try and get the pants /skirt off the waitress? :)

Cause she's ~40, fat, and has a mini afro?

ewwww
Get busy living
 
happypantsmcgee
UFOinsiderI'm not in Philly, but why not try and get the pants /skirt off the waitress? :)

Cause she's ~40, fat, and has a mini afro?

Make your next several drinks doubles and it will get better.

When you are great, people will often mistake candor for arrogance.
 

I'd love to get drunk with you, or any other monkey for that matter. It's a shame that I am too young to drink at a bar, and too poor to drink at most decent bars. I do realize I have many controversial opinions on things, but most people who get drunk with me, consider me a good friend by the end of the night. In fact, I will go as far as stating that my alcoholism is my most valuable networking tool.

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 
mike55555I'd love to get drunk with you, too bad I am too young to drink at a bar, and too poor to drink at most decent bars. I do realize I have many controversial opinions on things, but most people who get drunk with me, consider me a good friend by the end of the night. In fact, I will go as far as stating that my alcoholism is my most valuable networking tool.
happypantsmcgee The fuck was that dude a personal ad?

hahahahahahhahahahaahahhaahahaha mike do you wanna kiss the ground he walks on too?

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
happypantsmcgeeThe fuck was that dude a personal ad?
No. It was a drunken comment, and a simple solution to all problems. Let's all get drunk, go cowtipping, and have sex with strippers. I'm sick of the world and the way things are run, and I think the world would be a much better place if everyone was drunk, all the time.
Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 

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The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.

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