R. Kelly Remix to Replace Natl. Anthem

We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen. America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show, it's the afterparty, and that after the party, it's the hotel lobby, and--perhaps most importantly--that 'round about four, you've got to clear the lobby, at which point it's strongly recommended that you take it to the room and freak somebody. President Obama: we ask you to recognize the evolution of this beautiful country and give us an anthem that better suits the glorious nation we have become.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/change-national-anthem-r-kell…

His grandma' would be so pround

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This is good, but not quite as good as the one pumped out saying we want the US gubment' to build the death star.

I swear, I sometimes fear for the country based off of what I see in the intelligence of some/many/most living here.

"They are all former investment bankers that were laid off in the economic collapse that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have no marketable skills, but by God they work hard."
 
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We, tha undersigned, wanna tha Obizzay administration ta recognize tha need fo' a freshly smoked up nationistic anthem, one dat even a thugged-out decade afta its creation, is still bangin' n' fresh up tha kitchen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Tha Ghetto has chizzled since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem up in 1814. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since then, our crazy asses have realized dat afta tha show, itz tha afterparty, n' dat afta tha party, itz tha hotel lobby, and--like most blinginly--that 'round bout four, you've gots ta clear tha lobby, at which point itz straight fuckin recommended dat you take it ta tha room n' freak some muthafucka. Prezzy Obizzay: we ask you ta recognize tha evolution of dis dope ghetto n' give our asses a anthem dat mo' betta suits tha glorious hood our crazy asses have become.

 

You gotta admit, though, R Kelly's remixes are always better than the original. But I think "Step in the Name of Love" is a much better anthem.

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." --Abraham Lincoln
 

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