Resume / Qualification related questions

tl;dr

you have crappy communication skills, according to this post sir.

The moral of the story is dont worry, be happy.

Well, I edited the post. Hope it makes more sense now.

Or maybe anyone can just tell me what you would expect from me in an interview after reading this (given you wouldn't trash it rightaway due to lack of experience)

http://www.scribd.com/doc/44674192

Your format is a hundred kinds of fucked up dude and actually, maybe it isn't your format just the fact that your activities and interests section is over half the page...weird

Well, I have no real working experience. So what am I to put on the resume instead? ^^

You've never had a job of any kind?

not even retail?

Of course I had. But nothing relevant. (nothing in banking) And if it was slightely relevant (short term intern at consulting company and some weird job at a communication consulting company where we could work at night) I don't have references . So I put it into the activities section.

And I have been more of a theoretical guy. I tried to start up twice with an IT company, but first time the team fell apart for various personal reasons and the second time our financer was dropping out because he found someone else with a similar idea and a more experienced team..so yep, there's no job experience... ^^

no no no...there is job experience dude...tons of it you just have to put that shit into writing. you interned somewhere and that needs to be on there as well as your work starting those companies...all that shit is important

Well , I thought failing to start up is not really a good sign ... and also I can't provide any reference, so I can't prove anything... So what is the point of writing it down?

And the short term internship was really only 2 weeks, where one week was spent travelling and talking to people that did not understand what our team was doing ^^... and the media consulting company wanted me for a year and I quit on the last day of my trial period after 3 months which is why they did not want to give me a reference...

So i thought I'd rathern ot put in in there..

Here's the reality of your situation....either put down some of that shit or get an internship TOMORROW to fill that work experience gap. The way that it is now looks weird and you need some tangible experience on there in some capacity

You are probably right. I have applied for a bunch of internships and am waiting for replies currently. And I might put some stuff on there, right. :)

Thanks for your valuable contributions all. It's 5:30 am here. I guess I'll have to catch a short nap. ^^ Have a nice saturday evening/night.

Cheers

So I edited my stuff a little.

Maybe im overdoing it now. Any criticism appreciated

http://www.scribd.com/doc/44695990/Resume-Blank

Anyone still there? I want to use this CV later today when filing an application and would truly appreciate any further criticism and suggestions.

Troll

Too much?

Shit is annoying....at least make it funny