Please bend over for this quick reality check
Despite several agonizing trials to hide from the plague that hit WSO lately, an overpowering mix of nausea and hysterical laughter took over me, and I gave in. In the beginning, I desperately wanted to unsee all the topics and comments I have seen… but there were no industrial strength eye bleach powerful enough to put me out of my misery.
I then decided to make the best out of the situation; I created a drinking game- every time someone on WSO writes something about banker chicks being uglier than a beat up coyote, I take a shot. Unfortunately, I went to work hung over every single day of the past week.
As the great and late Biggie Smalls said: “Can’t we just all get along and just bullshit and party?” Well, in order for the bullshit and party to properly materialize without any drama or complications, we need to keep in mind a few things:
To all the lovely, reasonable and mature men on here: some women just want to have fun. Let them have fun. If they don’t want the banker, they can have the PWM dude. If that offends you, then you need to perform the “where is the stick” test. The results are very satisfactory, I’ve heard.
Honeychildren of today and potential financiers of the future: most of you sound like douchebag concentrate when you talk about how ‘busted’, ‘egomaniacal’, ‘bitchy’ or ‘over-compensating, overachieving, fugly ducklins’ female bankers are. You are not particularly god’s gift to women. Chances are, you have some form of a trait complex coupled with a less than stellar performance. U no like, u no date. Simple, yes?
This one is for the delusional: you’re looking for loyalty, nurturing nature and good culinary skills? So you really really really don’t care if she/he is a two out of ten? You mean to tell me that you can overcome how fat your mate-in-question is because they are loyal to you? Damn! All the while I am looking for hotness, potential for success and witty banter? Well, at least I am not fooling myself.
Ladies: please don’t make us all look dysfunctional. Don’t generalize. Your preferences do not dictate mine. Your overly aggressive or adversely sentimental ways do no apply to some of us. It’s okay to be aggressive, but it’s not okay to drive it to the extreme. It is also completely expected of you to be soft and girly and whiny, just don’t push it over the top, or before you know it, someone might just push you off the top.
In conclusion: let’s all just grow up a little bit. Let be whoever want to be whatever they want to be. Voicing your stereotypical opinions of how a group of people may behave based on their chosen profession is as ignorant and far detached from life experience as could be.
Go get that ADHD BSD, girl, he actually is fun. And you, sir, who believe banker chicks are materialistic mozafuckaz, find a meaningful special ed. teacher. I am sure you’d make a cute couple.






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I don't get it.
I don't get it.
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Scott Irish: first damn,
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damn, nice
Is it sexist if I point out this is a passive aggressive catty stab at the other chick who posts on this site?
You're making it worse.
(No subject)
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Oh , that's far from the only
Oh , that's far from the only catty stab in this. These two quotes are incongruous.
Voicing your stereotypical opinions of how a group of people may behave based on their chosen profession is as ignorant and far detached from life experience as could be.
AND
And you, sir, who believe banker chicks are materialistic mozafuckaz, find a meaningful special ed. teacher. I am sure you’d make a cute couple.
All I'm getting from this is that someone's angry and needs to take out her anger. But can't figure out whom to lash out at and in what order. So it's like a shotgun blast of snark
Banker chicks are gross
Banker chicks are gross
BlackHat: I think this might
I think this might be more appropriate
Fuck me , my Material Girl
Fuck me , my Material Girl link wont show up! Sorry bout that
Scott Irish: first Can this
first
Can this be an auto-ban from now on?
Can I have 3 minutes back
Can I have 3 minutes back
I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a very poor scheme for survival.
Fuck it. I'm just gonna start
Fuck it. I'm just gonna start posting pics of chicks I've banged and point out what was wrong with them.
Lulz I need to make a
Lulz
I need to make a drinking game for all these posts...
RIP WSO Chat.
do you wear thongs OP or do
do you wear thongs OP or do you wear granny panties do every show your underwear underneath your skirt(most likely tight black pants ) on purpose
Edmundo Braverman: Fuck it.
Fuck it. I'm just gonna start posting pics of chicks I've banged and point out what was wrong with them.
I have a feeling we could go back and forth trumping each other with increasingly ugly girls until the internet explodes
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BlackHat: Edmundo
Fuck it. I'm just gonna start posting pics of chicks I've banged and point out what was wrong with them.
I have a feeling we could go back and forth trumping each other with increasingly ugly girls until the internet explodes
but they had fachinas rite
BlackHat: Edmundo
Edmundo
Disincentivy: Ladies: please
And I think it's gonna be a long, long, time
Edmundo
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Oreos: Scott
Whgm45: Banker chicks are
for what it's worth I love
Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?
The level of insecurity on
Here to learn and hopefully pass on some knowledge as well. SB if I helped.
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Febreeze: Lulz I need to make
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Downeasta: Edmundo
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what
Fuck this.
Nabooru: something I can't
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You definitely misquoted
So Ms Ivy, what are our
if you like it then you shoulda put a banana on it
These posts are getting
Morpheus: Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
honeyoak87: These posts are
"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." - IlliniProgrammer
Edmundo Braverman: Fuck it.