Investment Banks as Rappers
Figured it would be good to compare the investment banks with rappers:
Goldman Sachs = Drake
Morgan Stanley = Lil Baby
Credit Suisse = Juice WRLD
PJT = Lil Nas X
Harris Williams = Jack Harlow
Mizuho / Greenhill = Lil Uzi Vert
Centerview Partners = Playboi Carti
FT Partners = Ricegum
Deutsche Bank = 6ix9ine
Lazard = Eminem
William Blair = Kanye West
Baird = Chief Keef
JPM = Kendrick Lamar
Lehman Brothers = XXX Tentacion
Evercore = 21 Savage
Allen & Co = Future
UBS = Cardi B
Piper Sandler = Chance the Rapper
Raymond James = Kodak Black
Citi = Megan Thee Stallion
Lincoln International = King Von
Houlihan Lokey = Post Malone
Brown Gibbons Lang = Fetty Wap
Barclays = Jay-Z
Rothschild = KSI
Truist = NLE Choppa
SVB Securities = Pop Smoke
Wells Fargo = Tyler the Creator
Qatalyst = Ice Spice
BAML = J Cole
Jefferies = Travis Scott
Moelis = Gunna
Nomura = The Kid LAROI
LionTree = Doja Cat
Guggenheim = NBA YoungBoy
say that you a prestige whore, I said me too
you have some horrible taste in hip hop bro
Thought the same thing reading through the list LOL
the only good taste in hip hop is when you don't like hip hop
L take brother
my top 5 is Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake, and Drake
Disrespectful asf saying Tyler is equivalent to Wells
Ricegum lmfaooo bro woke up and chose violence
FTP as Ricegum most thematic thing I ever read in my life
blair is not the best bank. what deals is equivalent to graduation, college dropout, or mbdtf
I’m in my mid 30s so like 90% of these names are unrecognizable to me. i interpret all the ones I don’t know as “literally cancer and aids.”
i know yeezy though. Presumably op picked William Blair as the comp because (1) chicago, and (2) his severe mental illness
besides all his shenanigans which i personally think is due to being bipolar af and attention seeking, his catalog is one of the best
You belong in prison for including legions of illiterate drill rappers with one digit iqs but not Nas
i am 20 but there are way better new rappers than this lol. westside gunn, JID, benny the butcher, freddie gibbs to name a few. not including older rappers like DMX, MF Doom, 2Pac, Biggie, Raekwon, A Tribe Called Quest, Jay-Z, Nas, Big L, Outkast, Eazy-E is criminal
Okay grandpa, let’s get you to bed now
as if Playboi’s beautiful melodic chaotic chirping ad libs weren’t the purest expression of energy in music ever created
Pure flow state and vibes. You can keep your 90s boom bap crap.
never said i don’t like carti but in terms of beats anything from Madvilliany clears any song by carti beat wise
😡😡😡🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫💀☠️💀😵
Lol was this made by a 14 year old
man i am 20, but the taste of most people nowadays in rap is putrid. i know people who only listen to garbage like destroy lonely. better drill rappers like T.I. and chief keef
Never thought I’d see destroy lonely on WSO. He’s actually good though
was CS Juice WRLD because both are dead lmao
Wrong, Rothschild is PUSHA T
YUUUUHHHH
*Pusha voice*
Rothschild be pushin the purest white assets throughout the European continent. - the purest white we call it white privilege
Bruh you had me snickering at my desk like an asshole when I saw Credit Suisse as Juice Wrld, I needed that laugh this morning lmao.
No Outkast is crazy
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All of the failed banks are the dead rappers I’m weak
Congrats on the Blair offer!
this is the most Gen Z list I've ever seen.... but kudos to the pop smoke one in reference to SVB haha
found the blair A1
whichever bank is about to go under is YNW Melly. Bro about to get the death penalty 💀
Mizuho is RiceGum…
BGL as Fetty is on point given that they both have:
1. A miserable existence, and
2. No one wants to be affiliated with either org but they refuse to die
3. They arent really relevant, and finally,
4. Theyre ugly as hell
Somehow this is the whitest post I’ve ever seen on this site
bump!
Congrats on Truist
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