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Or you douche bag plebs could answer the question seriously. Actually, it's not even meant for people like you to answer so move along..

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Would not read again, generally hope you keep your mouth breathing commentary restricted to those pathetic enough to associate with you in the real world.

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Eh, I just didn't enjoy the post and was a little juiced up on caffeine. To be honest, I was really hoping to instigate a flame war.... So, you disappoint on a second count.

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