AHHHH!!! Elena Kagan

As we all have heard, Obama has nominated Elena Kagan to the supreme court. While many bring into question her lack of judicial experience, I happen to be much more concerned that aside from individuals suffering from birth defects and severe disease, she is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen in my life. Now I'm no George Clooney, but when I have to do a double-take at her picture to decide if she is Kevin from The Office minus 75 pounds, I'm not happy. We should all be very worried that the one person who could take away the effectiveness of the statement "you shouldn't keep the baby" still has the v-card and is possibly a slightly obese man in an ugly lady's body.

Please, someone slap me and tell me this is all a dream. Our nation is clearly on an unsustainable path, because really, who would ever have sex with her? Also, silver bananas to anyone good on Photoshop that can produce a half Kevin/half Kagan (scary how similar the names are) photo mashup.

 

Personally I think that picture makes her / it look more like Kevin James (the guy from King of Queens and I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry).

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Guenter:
Personally I think that picture makes her / it look more like Kevin James (the guy from King of Queens and I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry).
good call dude. can't believe i didn't catch that
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Dead ringer for Jon Lovitz - seriously
HOLY SANTA CLAUS SHIT. you guys are fucking good
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My mental image when trying to hold off a nut used to be my grandpa jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit. It is now Elena Kagan in a string bikini doing the macarena

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she is not married, and rumors say she's a lesbian.

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