Bert the Broker

I'm sure I'm late to the party on this one, and I do apologize if that's the case, but I had to share this.

Most of these "bro" websites are pretty stupid, but god damn if I wasn't laughing my ass off at these two videos.

"FUCK YOU MOM!"

Introduction to Bert, former captain of Hofstra lacrosse, 2010 Goldman Jr. Analyst

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOBNru4or1M Bert goes on vacation.

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An oldie but a goody.

My favorite line is in the second video when he says, "I have a good job already, the only reason I would be with my family is to network..."

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