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2009Banker's picture

Credit Suisse

What does anybody know about Credit Suisse's general reputation for banking? In particular, I am interested in the financial sponsors group/lev fin. Thanks.

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ideating's picture

It is totally horrible.

It is totally horrible. Worst bank in the history of the world. All their models automatically #REF every 30 minutes, their HR chicks are ugly, their analysts usually exit to commercial banking and seamless web purposely ignores their orders because even the delivery guys are too ashamed to be seen in the vicinity of Madison square park in case they are mistaken for a forlorn Credit Suisse DCM VP out for a stroll.

b's picture

Speaking of HR chicks, which

Speaking of HR chicks, which bank has the cutest ones? I'm juggling between a few offers right now, and I think the cuteness level of the HR chicks will make/break my decision. Right now, I'm trying to decide between Wachovia and Bear... Wachovia had three skinny and pretty girls during my superday (+3 points each), and only one fat one (-5 points). Bear had two HR chicks, and they were slightly-above average looking (+2 points each).

As you can see, each of these banks ends up with 4 points, so I don't really know how to decide...

Also, can someone please give me the breakdown and rank the following firms in terms of cuteness of HR chicks?

GS
MS
LEH
JPM
ML
Citi
LAZ
BofA

Thanks!

godofsmallthings's picture

ideating, why do you hate CS

ideating, why do you hate CS so much? CS is pretty strong, I went to their offices a few days ago. Great offices and a great financial sponsors group.

GameTheory's picture

Apparently sarcasm is lost

Apparently sarcasm is lost on the young ones...

ideating's picture

I honestly don't know what I

I honestly don't know what I could have done to make it more obvious that I was being sarcastic.

Schumacher's picture

Haha, lay off guys. Like

Haha, lay off guys.

Like many people in banking, English is probably not his mother tongue.

interestedguy's picture

i think the HR hotness

i think the HR hotness ranking might be a solid pursuit

phantombanker's picture

hottest HR chicks = JPM

hottest HR chicks = JPM

amOff's picture

CS is a good bank, and at

CS is a good bank, and at this level in banking it's not whether the bank is better than an other, it's whether you like the team you will be working with or not.
And I personally never was a big fan of HR girls in general, except on the phone, some of them had some realllllly hot voices.

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Delirium2's picture

my take on CS is that it's

my take on CS is that it's overall a very good bank. Perhaps more so than other banks, the disparity between groups can be quite large. The really awesome ones are technology, energy, sponsors, leveraged finance and M & A. The awful ones are FIG, healthcare and retail/consumer.

ratul's picture

actually, the London office

actually, the London office is in big trouble these days. Most people don't like it. I don't think I have ever talked to a single person who has been pinched or moved who has liked their new surroundings. Obviously a big swinger, but I'm sure a better choice could be made.

amOff's picture

They are firing 500 people

They are firing 500 people and 150 of the firing are happening in London, mainly in equity and fixed income departments. (bloomberg sources)
For the London office I have heard mixed opinions, some love it, some hate it. It all depends on the team you land in.

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stevenbn's picture

Their LA office is really

Their LA office is really strong and does a lot of Lev Fin, Financial Sponsors work. A lot of the guys from that office go on to top PE funds

waltersobchek's picture

The 2 GS girls who

The 2 GS girls who interviewed me were cute, but the HR coordinator was pretty beastly.....

b's picture

walter, so it's like +3, +3,

walter, so it's like +3, +3, -5? I had the same impression, which is why I passed on GS in favor of Wachovia.

oasising's picture

CS Industrials is one of the

CS Industrials is one of the best as well.

pdf123's picture

cutest chicks is at HLHZ no

cutest chicks is at HLHZ no contest
and kelly is pretty hot too
http://www.sprott.com/companyinfo/trading.php

ideating's picture

http://www.sprott.com/company

GameTheory's picture

Ha.

ideating wrote:

http://www.sprott.com/companyinfo/research.php

Holy hell, Andrew is 11.

Even Eric looks really young if you consider that he joined Sprott in 2003 from CIBC (assuming he did a year or two there, that's still 5 or 6 years past graduation) presumably making him 27 or 28.

Ranger's picture

hk

can't go wrong with any BB in HK cuz all the girls are hot with british accents. i love hk...

Ranger's picture

hr

ops i meant to say all the HR girls from london. i'm a mandarin speaker however, and i can't stand canto...

2007Analyst's picture

hottest chicks are always at

hottest chicks are always at privately held firms.

recently out in SF at a private law firm, receptionist was the hottest chick - thought i saw her in a porn - i have ever seen.

made 5 trips out of the drafting session to make calls and ogle her.

generally speaking the private firms can hire the hot ones because there is less pressure/worry about sexual harassment charges.