dear boutiquebank4life

this is your manager - i know i've mentioned this to you a few times in the past face-to-face but i know you spend more time looking at this site than anything else.

now if i see you slack off at work on this site one more time instead of restocking the fucking shelves like I TOLD YOU 15 TIMES you're fired.

p.s. please stop calling k-mart a "megafund." no one here knows what you're talking about.

p.p.s. no one here cares that you worked at target before, so please stop making fun of the "non-targets" here

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please stop calling k-mart a "megafund."

LMAO!!

You give me a gift? *BAM* Thank you note! You invite me somewhere? *POW* RSVP! You do me a favor? *WHAM* Favor returned! Do not test my politeness.
 
lifesgreatmysterybump, this was hilarious

"no one cares that you worked at target before, stop making fun of non-targets"

hahahahahahaha

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