Describe your ideal woman
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on 6/3/12 at 5:31pm
....lol think itll be interesting to see the range of answers





hair, legs, has a vagina
hair, legs, has a vagina
"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
Will Hunting: hairy legs and
hairy legs and vagina
dead
dead
I hate victims who respect their executioners
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Nice and tall... maybe about
Nice and tall... maybe about 6'5'...
nice broad shoulders and firm, firm breasts...
toned arms... and a six pack...
and au naturalle... nice and hairy... legs especially... and arms...
a nice deep, booming, baritone like voice...
and jacked arms, so if someone tries to jump me, she can fight them off...
you know, just kinda start from there.
“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.”
- Schopenhauer
seabird: Nice and tall...
Nice and tall... maybe about 6'5'...
nice broad shoulders and firm, firm breasts...
toned arms... and a six pack...
and au naturalle... nice and hairy... legs especially... and arms...
a nice deep, booming, baritone like voice...
and jacked arms, so if someone tries to jump me, she can fight them off...
you know, just kinda start from there.
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Keep it together and you will go far..
Mama.
Mama.
female
female
Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?
-Relatively small, usually
-Relatively small, usually with a crimped hair called wool and often with horns forming a lateral spiral.
-Pure white color.
-Between 45 and 100 kilograms (99 and 220 lb)
-Intelligent
-Silent, but able to sing some nice "Baaa"
-Slow running
i need a 5 star bish
i need a 5 star bish
Fredbird: Mama. Agreed.
Mama.
Agreed.
blonde
blonde
Just saying...
-Independent...this is
-Independent...this is absolutely a MUST
-Not too emotional...I can't handle "freak outs"
-High-profile job, but complacent life ambitions
-You know the rest
5'7" to 5'10", blonde, blue
5'7" to 5'10", blonde, blue or green eyes, nice figure (not overweight, not skinny, distinctly hourglass). Slighty younger than me. Not going to happen anytime soon, but a guy can dream.
Oh, this was a joke post? A Phillip Roth-esque breast.
-Intelligent -Clingy -Caring
-Intelligent
-Clingy
-Caring
-A Freak
-Hot
Cheers.
BankingWaffle: -Intelligent -
-Intelligent
-Clingy
-Caring
-A Freak
-Hot
After careful consideration, turn "intelligent" to "competent." And yeah, that's LITERALLY my checklist right there. Yay for low standards!
Cheers.
Short, skinny, Asian. Hot and
Albino ginger Height: >7
i want my women like i want
Trudy Wiegel
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Intelligent with nice taste
"Whenever you feel like criticizing any one, just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald
MrDiCaprio: Intelligent with
Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?
She tucks her Paul Mitchell
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BlackHat: She tucks her Paul
Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?
Model and/or actress
MrDiCaprio: Intelligent with
Chick that gives off the "I'm
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Ideal woman? Super Huge Mega
...well, he's no use to us if Detroit is his idea of a small town!
-I can stand being with her
Rich.
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No taller than 5-8, must be
"I'm the luckiest guy in the world, and when I die I want to come back as me."
-Mark Cuban
-cook -clean -suck (I mean
"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan