Describe your ideal woman
....lol think itll be interesting to see the range of answers
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hair, legs, has a vagina
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Nice and tall... maybe about 6'5'... nice broad shoulders and firm, firm breasts... toned arms... and a six pack... and au naturalle... nice and hairy... legs especially... and arms... a nice deep, booming, baritone like voice... and jacked arms, so if someone tries to jump me, she can fight them off...
you know, just kinda start from there.
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Mama.
Agreed.
female
-Relatively small, usually with a crimped hair called wool and often with horns forming a lateral spiral. -Pure white color. -Between 45 and 100 kilograms (99 and 220 lb) -Intelligent -Silent, but able to sing some nice "Baaa" -Slow running
i need a 5 star bish
blonde
-Independent...this is absolutely a MUST -Not too emotional...I can't handle "freak outs"
-High-profile job, but complacent life ambitions -You know the rest
5'7" to 5'10", blonde, blue or green eyes, nice figure (not overweight, not skinny, distinctly hourglass). Slighty younger than me. Not going to happen anytime soon, but a guy can dream.
Oh, this was a joke post? A Phillip Roth-esque breast.
-Intelligent -Clingy -Caring -A Freak -Hot
After careful consideration, turn "intelligent" to "competent." And yeah, that's LITERALLY my checklist right there. Yay for low standards!
Short, skinny, Asian. Hot and competent are assumed.
Albino ginger Height: >7 feet Deaf in 1 ear Blind in both eyes Three boobs Hermaphrodite Bisexual High School Dropout Racist Knows how to cook I won't have to speak to her more than 1x a month
i want my women like i want my big macs
big, thick and juicy
Trudy Wiegel
Intelligent with nice taste but not spoiled Brunette, with curves Willing to raise children and stay at home
Good call. Those are important to me too. I don't want my kids raised by a nanny or in daycare.
Education is a big one. I don't care if she majored in art history at a mediocre school, but intelligence is vital. I personally enjoy talking about politics and current events; I don't want to have to break out my Mankiw notes to explain Econ 101.
I kind of hope to marry up, socially speaking. I am no social climber, but goddamn I want my kids to be raised in the right culture.
She tucks her Paul Mitchell hair under a John Deere cap, hides Victoria's Secret under those jeans, she's honest as heaven, she's got a body to match, when they talk about perfect she's what they mean
Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow
Model and/or actress
Chick that gives off the "I'm a model" vibe. 'Nuff said
Ideal woman? Super Huge Mega Lesbian!
-I can stand being with her for years without wanting to kill myself
Rich.
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