Describe your ideal woman
....lol think itll be interesting to see the range of answers
Trending Content - Investment Banking Forum
Career Resources
hair, legs, has a vagina
dead
Nice and tall... maybe about 6'5'... nice broad shoulders and firm, firm breasts... toned arms... and a six pack... and au naturalle... nice and hairy... legs especially... and arms... a nice deep, booming, baritone like voice... and jacked arms, so if someone tries to jump me, she can fight them off...
you know, just kinda start from there.
hahhhhahahhahaahaahahahhaha
Mama.
Agreed.
female
-Relatively small, usually with a crimped hair called wool and often with horns forming a lateral spiral. -Pure white color. -Between 45 and 100 kilograms (99 and 220 lb) -Intelligent -Silent, but able to sing some nice "Baaa" -Slow running
i need a 5 star bish
blonde
-Independent...this is absolutely a MUST -Not too emotional...I can't handle "freak outs"
-High-profile job, but complacent life ambitions -You know the rest
5'7" to 5'10", blonde, blue or green eyes, nice figure (not overweight, not skinny, distinctly hourglass). Slighty younger than me. Not going to happen anytime soon, but a guy can dream.
Oh, this was a joke post? A Phillip Roth-esque breast.
-Intelligent -Clingy -Caring -A Freak -Hot
After careful consideration, turn "intelligent" to "competent." And yeah, that's LITERALLY my checklist right there. Yay for low standards!
Short, skinny, Asian. Hot and competent are assumed.
Albino ginger Height: >7 feet Deaf in 1 ear Blind in both eyes Three boobs Hermaphrodite Bisexual High School Dropout Racist Knows how to cook I won't have to speak to her more than 1x a month
i want my women like i want my big macs
big, thick and juicy
Trudy Wiegel
Intelligent with nice taste but not spoiled Brunette, with curves Willing to raise children and stay at home
Good call. Those are important to me too. I don't want my kids raised by a nanny or in daycare.
Education is a big one. I don't care if she majored in art history at a mediocre school, but intelligence is vital. I personally enjoy talking about politics and current events; I don't want to have to break out my Mankiw notes to explain Econ 101.
I kind of hope to marry up, socially speaking. I am no social climber, but goddamn I want my kids to be raised in the right culture.
She tucks her Paul Mitchell hair under a John Deere cap, hides Victoria's Secret under those jeans, she's honest as heaven, she's got a body to match, when they talk about perfect she's what they mean
Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow
Model and/or actress
Chick that gives off the "I'm a model" vibe. 'Nuff said
Ideal woman? Super Huge Mega Lesbian!
-I can stand being with her for years without wanting to kill myself
Rich.
Culpa architecto quibusdam voluptatem laudantium reiciendis necessitatibus at. Sunt aut voluptatem unde. Et sapiente possimus eos enim. Reprehenderit voluptatem necessitatibus dolores placeat similique. Eos debitis vel accusamus blanditiis ad necessitatibus odio.
Vitae iure mollitia dolorem maiores facilis. Quos consectetur velit est nam quia. Minus sapiente et corrupti fugiat.
Sit repudiandae similique dolore voluptas repellat ab. At dolores aut aliquid nihil voluptas distinctio voluptatem. Voluptas est sit vel architecto dignissimos exercitationem optio. Facilis ut ducimus labore eius soluta a distinctio. Velit corporis earum eaque.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...
Dicta sed quia mollitia consequatur maxime quos sit quisquam. Eveniet perspiciatis libero quisquam deleniti at aut. Atque repellat excepturi veniam voluptate nulla dolorem ipsa. Inventore non repellat nostrum a omnis. Animi id odit maxime placeat quia ad rerum. Dolorum numquam quo totam tempora eum.
Voluptatem velit saepe provident quia sed. Quod ipsum molestiae et eaque velit aut inventore. Ratione cum inventore deleniti qui omnis rerum.