Fired a week ago and had nothing left to lose. Entered at 2am ET and shit next to the Managing Director's desk. Forced myself to not shit for 2 days beforehand. Absolutely disgusting.
This will be on national news.
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hope you didn't step on anyone else's on the way out. heard the office looked like a piece of san francisco
Congrats on UBS!
Congrats on deification!
Congrats on shitty post!
Jokes on you. Most UBS MDs are indian. They grew up where like 40% of their countrymen practices open defecation. This type of behavior won't even faze them. If anything they will feel a twinge of nostalgia for their home.
River Ganges is where every UBS deal gets blessed
Next IPL deal
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UBS IS GOD'S GIFT TO MAN KIND
what’s UBS’s gift to UBS bankers?
FK EVERCORE UBS IS THE NUMBER 1 ELITE BOUTIQUE IN THE WORLD
OP U R BLASPHEMOUS
Which floor?
You should leave one at Credit Suisse next
shoulda left it in his drawer, imagine the stench when he explores… cuz if it’s on the floor, janitors will take care…. 0 foresight huh? no wonder they cut you
Have you ever heard of laxatives?
Yall know that meme “when you know but just can’t prove it” lol
Imagine being an intern taking an investment club tour at UBS and you see this shit, literally
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