EPIC -- ONE WORD AND ONE WORD ONLY -- DESCRIBE GOLDMAN SACHS

This is for fun, and I think it will be interesting to see people's perceptions across the board. Let's see if we can keep to the "one word" concept and keep this efficient. No need to write stuff out and spoil it, if you hate the concept move on or blast me in a PM. Whether you love or hate Goldman, let's just see how it goes.

My word:

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LeBronsian.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

Untouchable.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

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I hate victims who respect their executioners

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