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even better are the tags:
Tags: Yale target Summer Analyst Decision: Fortune 500 Corp Fin vs. BB Back Office
"Summer Analyst Decision: Fortune 500 Corp Fin vs. BB Back Office"
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Why are you awake right now and posting this?
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
well done sir
Honestly, shit like this makes my day.
You spelled "econ" wrong - it's econ, not "eton"
FAIL
eton is the run on portion of princeton.
princ eton
Ya its Princecon NOT Princeton....idot.
That was the eton from Princeton, not econ.
I printed the image just to color it.
For the love of god Jebus keep this shit on reddit/4chan. I fucking hate infamous "fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" cartoons.
agreed
You made my day.
great work blastoise +1 ...but seriously don't feed the trolllllllls haha
That third pic will give me nightmares for years to come.
Awesome. Big up blastoise.
way too much fucking time on your hands
You're doing it wrong...
NICE
Blastoise...go to class
I love the guy peeling out of there like Sonic the Hedgehog
I love it!
The Eton Day
You’ll need to wake up at about 7.30am every weekday (8.30am on Sundays) to give yourself time to wash and dress before breakfast.
After breakfast you have about twenty minutes before Chapel at 8.35am (10.30am most Sundays): time to make your bed, to see if you have any e-mails, to see your house master or dame if necessary, and to organize yourself for the first three schools of the morning. The weekly morning timetable runs as follows: 09.00–09.40 1st school 09.50–10.30 2nd school 10.40–11.20 3rd school 11.20 Chambers 11.45–12.25 4th school 12.35–13.15 5th school (but a free period on Saturdays) 13.25 Boys’ Dinner
You go back to your house after the first three schools for Chambers (elevenses) and to organize yourself for the last two schools of the morning.
What happens after boys’ dinner depends on which day of the week it is and on which half it is. It’s too complicated to explain here: you’ll find out when you arrive.
Supper is at about 7.40pm followed by house prayers at about 8.20pm.
Between house prayers and lights out (9.30pm for F block) you have time to finish off your work for the following day, to have a bath or a shower. This is also the time when your house master or dame are likely to drop in to have a chat.
http://www.etoncollege.com/TheEtonDay.aspx
The Prince-eton run-on just keeps on giving.
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