Both at the same time, bro

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Bacon is awesome for so many reasons, but it would be incredibly difficult to convince me that bacon doesn't enhance anything it is paired with. I would add bacon to pretty much anything and I don't think it would make it worse.

Some epic shit... Bacon wrapped pineapple, bacon wrapped scallops (obvious), bacon wrapped asparagus, bacon wrapped chocolate, bacon ice cream... bacon's on sale... so we bought the whole store...

Bacon is also great because it was obviously invented by a man... lesbihonest... no way a woman was responsible for that sizzling swine goodness...

http://www.epicmealtime.com/

 
CaR:
Good Times had bacon milkshakes for a little bit, next question. Bacon wrapped jalepeno poppers, seeee ya

Oh my god. You've changed my life. Thank you.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
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CaR:
Good Times had bacon milkshakes for a little bit, next question. Bacon wrapped jalepeno poppers, seeee ya

Oh my god. You've changed my life. Thank you.

My roommate's gf brought over bacon wrapped stuffed jalapenos for the super bowl, and they changed my life. In college, another buddy's gf made bacon-chocolate-peanut butter cupcakes for his birthday.

Those two girls set the bar so high, it's hard to accept anything less...

I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
 

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