I need more ways to waste time

Alright guys, I need some help here. The markets are slowing deals are stretching out and my current methods can only waste so much of each day.

Currently, I use the following methods to keep from boredom:
-Read the news (including fark, drudge, cnn, nytimes, bloomberg, wsj)
-Play on WSO
-Read webcomics
-Check my various email accounts
-Read other types of news (tech news, gaming news)
-Celebrity crap (wwtdd and perezhilton)
-Read ebooks
-Call family members
-Occasionally do work that isn't urgent
-Goto the gym

So, what do you guys think, is there anything else that I could be doing to keep from being bored. The only things that I can think of, but can't do since my screen is very visible are:
-3d games
-Porn

 

Gchat - Already do it TVShows - Out like porn due to monitor visibility RPS - Creative, I like it Sign-Language - Creative, not really interested, but creative nonetheless CFA - Completely and utterly useless in the investment banking/PE field. I might as well go get my CPA and gouge my eyes out working at an accounting firm to get accredited Pain Olympics - Wow, I hadn't heard of that, but wow

Keep them coming

--There are stupid questions, so think first.
 

I think my ability to waste time (I'm currently 'studying' for my last ever uni exam) is so good that you should retain me as a consultant.

I'll even turn up ridiculously late for any meetings we have and just generally be really, really inefficient...thereby wasting even more of your time and upping my bonus...hopefully ;)

 

Ummm, so I get home tonight from the bars, pretty drunk, and of course I stumble across this thread and see the Alien tower game Mez posted. Long story short, an hour and a half later, almost sober now, I am on level 4 and kicking ass...

I think this game can cure your boredom. It would for me

 
Mr.Green:
Ummm, so I get home tonight from the bars, pretty drunk, and of course I stumble across this thread and see the Alien tower game Mez posted. Long story short, an hour and a half later, almost sober now, I am on level 4 and kicking ass...

I think this game can cure your boredom. It would for me

Tell me how far you get in level 6
 

That picture is so perfect. Ive made some of the strangest contraptions while bored at work. Last week I threaded a plastic coffee stirrer on a T-pin. I also make these mouse-trap like contraptions out of the extra large Binder clips and a large paper clip, when engaged, toss it on someones desk a few cubes over and it snaps up like 4 ft in the air... more entertaining than learning sign language.

 

gawker & jezebel (way better than perez)
guestofaguest & downbythehipster (blogs on bar life in nyc)
nyt - esp bitten by mark bittman
jossip
gridskipper, curbed, wired, racked
101 cookbooks & smittenkitchen
waiterrant (although this is updated less often now - the archives are money)
datelab in the washingtonpost
sexdiaries in nymag (assuming you can read these w/out people seeingthem)
politico.com (esp this election cycle)
truthdig

 
GameTheory:
Seriously, whoever posted that just ruined all productivity I had going on this week. I was traveling, so in a hotel room, without a mouse cursing my laptop for not moving accurately or fast enough.

I only got to wave 30 or so on level 6.

Lol GameTheory. Sorry :P.

The trick to that game is to make a winding and alternating path. At level 6, the key turrets you need are the DCAs (the ones that only attack helicopters) since the helicopters are the hardest to kill in the later waves. BTW I just figured this out after playing for the Nth time: YOU CAN SELL TURRETS. There is a "sell" button above the "upgrade" button.

This man is a genius for using this tactic:

 

i got to wave 71 and died :( I think I read somewhere that it's actually impossible to win considering the rate at which the flying things' health increases, and the amount of money you earn...I'll try to find and post a link that has somebody talking about how Rice students calculated the game can only be won if the level 100 flying things were slowed 15-20%

edit: a gamer's discussion forum http://d21-gaming.com/blog/2007/07/27/xeno-tactics-strategy-guide/

 

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