Most prestigious tech companies?

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Flake

What? I think that's a good question. I would add Brazzers to Tier 1 (that counts as tech right?).

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fair enough. my ranking would be something like this

tier 1a: candy crush, nintendo, compaq, and cricket 1b: altavista, metacrawler, MSN 2: reddit, fuckjerry, emoji development 3: barstool, thefatjewish, WSO spam bots

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TwoThrones

Flake:

What? I think that's a good question. I would add Brazzers to Tier 1 (that counts as tech right?).

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adapt or die

Tech and prestige, haha. Have you met people at these companies??

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heister

Define tech? A company that makes iOS games? Or a company that landed someone on the moon?

I'm gonna go with NASA.

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Hugh Myron

Tech prestige rankings? Hah, how Pets.com-ish of you.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Bullet-Tooth Tony

Good lord man. You are an amateur.

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ebbitten

This would explain a lot: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/graduating-senior-with-no-offer

Dingdong08

Just make sure when you interview at Tier 1's that you wear golden cufflinks and a $30k watch. They look for that shit.

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Dingdong08:

Just make sure when you interview at Tier 1's that you wear skinny jeans, chuck taylors, and horn rimmed sunglasses. They look for that shit.

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Withoutapaddle

NASA... Followed by Google and Apple

ebbitten

NSA*

SSits

This subforum needs a "Most prestigious 'most prestigious' thread" where we can all vote for the dumbest prestige question.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.

SSits:

This subforum needs a "Most prestigious 'most prestigious' thread" where we can all vote for the dumbest prestige question.

@"AndyLouis" poll idea

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heister

@"thebrofessor" will win the poll for who uses the most @ mentions.

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AndyLouis

isn't WSO a prestigious tech firm to work for?
if you create the poll i may post it up, pm me
reminds me, member of the year voting starts next week!

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ArcherVice

Whatever happened to the "get that cash" ranking metric? I don't get the fascination with ranking businesses like pokemon cards.

Withoutapaddle

OP I think you gave Vault a new industry to rank

consultant120

lol this thread was too funny

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