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30 silver bananas that you are working in BO and wearing square shoes and very broad tie
OP, try the bend-and-snap.
Lol! I've been contemplating wagering SB's. Should make a post "Who thinks where FB will be in a year all SB's go to closest guess."
OMG the bend and snap. It works every time!
I'll laugh when you try, fuck it up, and forever make your own office 10x more uncomfortable. Don't shit where you eat OP. If you try I won't even feel bad for finding it quite humorous since you should know better.
Seriously. Just don't. HR and Legal have better things to do than having to deal with the fall-out when you mess this up.
Otherwise go pick up "The Spanish Apartment" (It's a french film). I'm pretty sure the lesbian in it teaches the guy how to seduce a women in a very rape-y way, despite the woman's protests.
Send her flowers with a poem attached saying "You, receptionist, are bangin', please don't leave me hangin'. - IT guy"
Pics.
Asking girls for advice on getting girls? Would you fucking ask a mandarin speaking waiter at some mom and pops Chinese restaurant tips on landing a job in the republic of congo's government?
No guts, no glory bro.
No one in the office is gonna hate on you for trying to get with a hot girl. If they do, call them gay.
Sticky note on her car windshield.
You are going to ask girls for advice on how to pick up girls because every girl is Bi or a Lesbian and knows how to pick up straight girls.
No wonder you need help picking up girls.
Just my $0.02
This is full of win. Perchance you drive a Z4?
just grab her by the hair and take her to the broom closet..duct tape her mouth..and have your way with her...
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its not rape if you love her
"No means yes, yes means anal"
Words to live by
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