Stevie Cohen gets off for $614M

Look's like it is back to business as usual for the boys at SAC. Record setting payment of $614M, with no admission of wrongdoing.

Thoughts?

SAC Settles Insider Trading Cases for $614 Million

http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2013/03/15/SAC-settles-insider-trading-case…

 
Financier4Hire:
Highest ever HF payout I've heard.

Not really considering inflation. Honestly probably better for both parties. Jail time would have been a lesser fine thus less money for the SEC, still kind of bullshit though to just pay their way out of things.

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Poor Steve Cohen, he might have to sell a few paintings. The SEC wanted him so so bad but went after him in civil court because they knew they didn't have enough evidence to go after him criminally and Martoma won't turn.

The man made 1.5bn last year. Is there anybody here who wouldn't give up 40% of their annual earnings to pass on 10 years of jail?

Statue of limitations on insider trading is 5 years. SAC's returns the last 5-7 years have been decent, but net of 3/50 not so much. My guess is that the place has been clean for some time now. I'm calling the family office route in 2-3 years tops. If he does 12% a year for the next 12 years he'll have 30-40bn. He should be able to retire comfortably based on that.

 
Gray Fox:
Poor Steve Cohen, he might have to sell a few paintings. The SEC wanted him so so bad but went after him in civil court because they knew they didn't have enough evidence to go after him criminally and Martoma won't turn.

The man made 1.5bn last year. Is there anybody here who wouldn't give up 40% of their annual earnings to pass on 10 years of jail?

Statue of limitations on insider trading is 5 years. SAC's returns the last 5-7 years have been decent, but net of 3/50 not so much. My guess is that the place has been clean for some time now. I'm calling the family office route in 2-3 years tops. If he does 12% a year for the next 12 years he'll have 30-40bn. He should be able to retire comfortably based on that.

You sure that's enough of a nest egg to take care of that forehead?

I hate victims who respect their executioners
 

Steve to the SEC: "LOL"

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 

Seriously though, when I read the account about him selling ALL of his Dell shares right after receiving that email from a guy who has been convicted of insider trading a few days before Dell's earnings announcement, I lol'ed. It makes it even better than he had just purchased the shares earlier in the week.

Edit: This is what I read...no idea if it's true but hilarious nonetheless.

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 

Think it's kinda funny that they've been working on this case for ~10 years (to my knowledge- correct me if I'm wrong) and this is what they could come up with against him- either he's innocent or incredible at insulating himself. Pretty commendable (if unethical) either way. Also amuses me that although they talk about barring him from the industry as a potential consequence, under current laws he would still be allowed to run a "family office" and manage his billions, presumably without other restrictions.

 

My theory is that he's come up with a very simple way to make sure insider trading happens, and also to insulate himself.

He's known for taking away half of his PMs capital the first time they lose money over a quarter or two, and firing them the second time, and also firing them if their performance isn't consistently spectacular. This is brutal. Really brutal. Even solid PMs can't pull off the sort of performance he demands on a regular basis. So, I suspect, they engage in insider trading, because if they don't they're fired. And then they pass on their "best ideas" to him, without explicitly revealing to him their tainted sources for the ideas.

If this is what's going on, then Cohen never has to know about the insider trading, and is (almost) fully insulated, but still reaps all the rewards of his subordinates illicit behavior.

 
Markov:

My theory is that he's come up with a very simple way to make sure insider trading happens.

He's known for taking away half of his PMs capital the first time they lose money over a quarter or two, and firing them the second time, and also them if their performance isn't consistently spectacular. This is brutal. Really brutal. Even solid PMs can't pull off the sort of performance he demands on a regular basis. So, I suspect, they engage in insider trading, because if they don't they're fired. And then they pass on their "best ideas" to him, without explicitly revealing to him their tainted sources for the ideas.

If this is what's going on, then Cohen never has to know about the insider trading, and is (almost) fully insulated, but still reaps all the rewards of his subordinates illicit behavior.

Sounds like a fucking boss, a particularly harsh one at that.

 

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