I remember when I started at my SA stint I was stunned that nobody smoked cigarettes in the entire office (approx. 50 people). I figured with all the stress that there'd be a good amount, but maybe they just don't have the time to go outside.

 

Plenty of bankers smoke, especially when they are out drinking. Or they smoke the occasional cigar, dip, whatever. The reason you don't see a ton of smokers outside banks is that there just isn't time to be a hardcore smoker.

One of my friends who had over a pack a day habit got yelled at for leaving her desk too often to smoke. She has since cut back and now dips at her desk.

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One of my friends who had over a pack a day habit got yelled at for leaving her desk too often to smoke. She has since cut back and now dips at her desk.

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My former sr trader used to dip at the office throughout the day...a habit which i found/find utterly repugnant regardless of sex...and as if the act itself wasnt enough to disgust, he would spit the remnants into a diet coke bottle and leave that black liquid filth on his desk. Which in turn forced one to wonder about the possibility of him or someone else drinking it by accident. FKG disgusting sht. Did I mention he was a prck? Go figure.

 

S&T certainly depends on the day. Some days are slow as death and I would disappear for 30+ minutes. Other days I had to sprint just to pee and gave serious consideration to wearing a diaper.

I don't smoke and personally think poorly of those who do, but dipping was quite prevalent on the desk.

I realize that those seem incongruent but it's my opinion. So suck it.

 

You can get packets of dip where you aren't spitting all the time. Some people just swallow the shit. Either way it isn't about actually being better, it is about your ass in the seat making money not out smoking.

 

Dipping is very prevalent in S&T; most people don't give a shit. I dip at my desk in IB where people care even less. I think some of you have this image of a dude with a big chaw of crap in his mouth. I use Skoal pouches and you can't even tell I have a lip in unless I were to tell you.

However, in my 3+ years in IB, I have only worked with one regular smoker from analyst to MD.

 

Copenhagen. I dipped for a long time, would do it at work, clients' offices, lawyers' offices (they are all filth anyway). I finally gave up chew this past January but I think about going back every day. I like to tell myself I'm just not chewing today.

Many of the guys I started with chew. Wasn't a big deal as long as it wasn't all over our faces - I did once get counseled by a Senior to not do it in a snapple bottle because someone may drink it. 7 years later, this November, I was sitting at a law firm and my lawyer drank my Starbucks cup; that's right monkeys my spitter. Too bad for him, he puked for the next 30 min. :).

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Do what you need to do. Most people in my office don't notice if someone gets up for 5 - 15 minutes. We all assume the person is meeting with an associate or doing work. I must admit though, every 1 - 1.5 hours is a bit often. There will be times when you just can't get away. I'd suggest trying to kick the habit so you don't find yourself in a bad situation.

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Seems to vary from desk to desk. Either the whole desks smokes or none at all. A funny anecdote below.

Client: Who is this bob: my name is bob Client: wheres Vinny bob: he stepped off the desk Client: tell him to hurry back or im taking this to another shop. bob: Vinny hurry up you got an order he said hurry or hes giving it to another shop.

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