41 Comments
 

Where are you from that makes you think people "in banking" are so radically estranged from your world?

_______________________________________ http://www.drmarkklein.blogspot.com/
 

I remember when I started at my SA stint I was stunned that nobody smoked cigarettes in the entire office (approx. 50 people). I figured with all the stress that there'd be a good amount, but maybe they just don't have the time to go outside.

 

Plenty of bankers smoke, especially when they are out drinking. Or they smoke the occasional cigar, dip, whatever. The reason you don't see a ton of smokers outside banks is that there just isn't time to be a hardcore smoker.

One of my friends who had over a pack a day habit got yelled at for leaving her desk too often to smoke. She has since cut back and now dips at her desk.

--There are stupid questions, so think first.
 
PowerMonkey

One of my friends who had over a pack a day habit got yelled at for leaving her desk too often to smoke. She has since cut back and now dips at her desk.

That's hot

-------------- Either you sling crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot
 

My former sr trader used to dip at the office throughout the day...a habit which i found/find utterly repugnant regardless of sex...and as if the act itself wasnt enough to disgust, he would spit the remnants into a diet coke bottle and leave that black liquid filth on his desk. Which in turn forced one to wonder about the possibility of him or someone else drinking it by accident. FKG disgusting sht. Did I mention he was a prck? Go figure.

 

S&T certainly depends on the day. Some days are slow as death and I would disappear for 30+ minutes. Other days I had to sprint just to pee and gave serious consideration to wearing a diaper.

I don't smoke and personally think poorly of those who do, but dipping was quite prevalent on the desk.

I realize that those seem incongruent but it's my opinion. So suck it.

 

You can get packets of dip where you aren't spitting all the time. Some people just swallow the shit. Either way it isn't about actually being better, it is about your ass in the seat making money not out smoking.

 

Interesting...I guess sneaking out for a smoke every hour (like I currently do) is out of the question? I should be quitting anyways....

 

Dipping is very prevalent in S&T; most people don't give a shit. I dip at my desk in IB where people care even less. I think some of you have this image of a dude with a big chaw of crap in his mouth. I use Skoal pouches and you can't even tell I have a lip in unless I were to tell you.

However, in my 3+ years in IB, I have only worked with one regular smoker from analyst to MD.

 

Copenhagen. I dipped for a long time, would do it at work, clients' offices, lawyers' offices (they are all filth anyway). I finally gave up chew this past January but I think about going back every day. I like to tell myself I'm just not chewing today.

Many of the guys I started with chew. Wasn't a big deal as long as it wasn't all over our faces - I did once get counseled by a Senior to not do it in a snapple bottle because someone may drink it. 7 years later, this November, I was sitting at a law firm and my lawyer drank my Starbucks cup; that's right monkeys my spitter. Too bad for him, he puked for the next 30 min. :).

Professional Bro, J. Cans
 

Do what you need to do. Most people in my office don't notice if someone gets up for 5 - 15 minutes. We all assume the person is meeting with an associate or doing work. I must admit though, every 1 - 1.5 hours is a bit often. There will be times when you just can't get away. I'd suggest trying to kick the habit so you don't find yourself in a bad situation.

CompBanker’s Career Guidance Services: https://www.rossettiadvisors.com/
 

Seems to vary from desk to desk. Either the whole desks smokes or none at all. A funny anecdote below.

Client: Who is this bob: my name is bob Client: wheres Vinny bob: he stepped off the desk Client: tell him to hurry back or im taking this to another shop. bob: Vinny hurry up you got an order he said hurry or hes giving it to another shop.

"Oh - the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion?"

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
 
Boreed42 people in IBD smoke.

I think it's actually 41? I heard one of the guys died of lung cancer or something ridiculous?

 

Aspernatur nisi asperiores tenetur ut impedit excepturi. Exercitationem ut molestiae repudiandae eveniet velit provident. Aut illo quasi error qui quia. Adipisci nisi repellat possimus ad quasi dolorem deserunt.

Veniam occaecati veniam sed quisquam distinctio numquam veniam possimus. Sed placeat et commodi. Perferendis eligendi ducimus sit numquam.

Quidem est maiores in. Dolores neque porro maiores. Id accusamus nam mollitia earum sed.

 

Dolorum consequatur eveniet quae deleniti. Facilis qui quibusdam id ut placeat ea at. Sint nesciunt minus nesciunt mollitia delectus. Perspiciatis et dolorem eius enim laboriosam quia molestiae.

Ratione doloribus distinctio ut quidem eius. Expedita omnis in fuga. Quisquam vero minus dolorem esse eligendi facere laborum. Totam at ut autem.

Magni accusamus fuga aut provident porro laudantium omnis qui. Ducimus quam iste est fugiat enim quis provident. Voluptatem molestiae exercitationem quis sequi eveniet sed pariatur repellendus. Itaque adipisci et est nihil ducimus et laudantium earum. Nesciunt quo non ut ipsum.

Career Advancement Opportunities

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.3%
  • Guggenheim Partners 01 97.8%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.2%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Evercore No 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 01 98.3%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.7%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.2%

Professional Growth Opportunities

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 98.3%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.8%
  • JPMorgan 01 97.2%

Total Avg Compensation

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (46) $258
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (22) $179
  • Intern/Summer Associate (14) $159
  • 1st Year Analyst (80) $150
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (73) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”