Nabooru seems to fit the accurate definition of a tool given here:

"All of the men in investment banking, asset management, hedge fund, consulting industries are tools. Just observe them and if you happen to eavesdrop on their stupidly superficial conversations about this stock or that rating, you'll realize they know NOTHING and are tools at the very best and in the worst ways."

 

"I have consulting interviews coming up, and urgently need mental math prep. Can anyone suggest online (free) resources I can use to pick up my terrible mental math skills? What math strategies are helpful to acing the math part of the consulting interviews?

Other advice on mental math prep is welcome."

  • Retarded OP old thread.

Obvious troll is obvious...

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 

IMHO If all the members of this board quit their jobs, collaborated and pooled their knowledge together they can start their own "BANK", I'm sure it would be a force to be reckoned with. Imagine the efficiency.

WSO.

 
WhiteKnightDD:
IMHO If all the members of this board quit their jobs, collaborated and pooled their knowledge together they can start their own "BANK", I'm sure it would be a force to be reckoned with. Imagine the efficiency.

WSO.

Note to self: new exit op for me if taking over this hellhole doesn't pan out.
Get busy living
 

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