Brostitution: Is It for You? 
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Are you a socially retarded investment banker tired of feeling like a misfit? An awkward quant who freezes up at the sight of a woman? A closeted trader yearning for his glory days of frat parties and elephant walks? Maybe brostitution is for you. No longer will you have to roll without a "posse". Just remember, there is a human cost to this latest trend in financially procured companionship. This documentary showcases the sad, scary life of a professional bro:
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Great find
by ChildPleaseGreat find
Wanna hang out? You a
by HoboBankerWanna hang out? You a cop?
Love it.
haha, tim roth makes it
by morangeshaha, tim roth makes it
hahaha LMFAO "sorry bro i got
by Samy90hahaha LMFAO "sorry bro i got to charge extra if you bitch about the lady"
I don't want to be a product of the environment, i want the environment to be a product of me
True Love: Only $150 a night
by ZweihanderTrue Love: Only $150 a night
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You know you've been working too hard when you stop dreaming about bottles of champagne and hordes of naked women, and start dreaming about conditonal formatting and circular references.
That's the starter package,
by GoodBreadThat's the starter package, and it goes up from there really.
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Wanna play madden?
by schifm08Wanna play madden?
i wish i was a nerd / gs tmt
by nutsaboutWSi wish i was a nerd / gs tmt / ms m&a.
jpm will have to do.,
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I'm money hungry
Awesome Bro! What about Beer
by MachineAwesome Bro! What about Beer Pong?
Haha, hilarious.
by walkioHaha, hilarious.
Haha ... "blown out this
by KanonHaha ... "blown out this shoulder from high-fiving"
Love the somber music in the background