Brostitution: Is It for You?

Are you a socially retarded investment banker tired of feeling like a misfit? An awkward quant who freezes up at the sight of a woman? A closeted trader yearning for his glory days of frat parties and elephant walks? Maybe brostitution is for you. No longer will you have to roll without a "posse". Just remember, there is a human cost to this latest trend in financially procured companionship. This documentary showcases the sad, scary life of a professional bro:

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haha, tim roth makes it

"Despite a voluminous and often fervent literature on 'income distribution', the cold fact is that most income is not distributed: it is earned." -Thomas Sowell
 

hahaha LMFAO "sorry bro i got to charge extra if you bitch about the lady"

I don't want to be a product of the environment, i want the environment to be a product of me
 

True Love: Only $150 a night

You know you've been working too hard when you stop dreaming about bottles of champagne and hordes of naked women, and start dreaming about conditional formatting and circular references.
 

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