Are you a socially retarded investment banker tired of feeling like a misfit? An awkward quant who freezes up at the sight of a woman? A closeted trader yearning for his glory days of frat parties and elephant walks? Maybe brostitution is for you. No longer will you have to roll without a "posse". Just remember, there is a human cost to this latest trend in financially procured companionship. This documentary showcases the sad, scary life of a professional bro:
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Great find
Wanna hang out? You a cop? Love it.
haha, tim roth makes it
hahaha LMFAO "sorry bro i got to charge extra if you bitch about the lady"
True Love: Only $150 a night
That's the starter package, and it goes up from there really.
Wanna play madden?
i wish i was a nerd / gs tmt / ms m&a.
jpm will have to do.,
Awesome Bro! What about Beer Pong?
Haha, hilarious.
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