Kim Jong-Un Assassinated?

Chinese Twitter is blowing up with rumors that North Korea's new leader was assassinated in his residence early this morning:

http://gawker.com/5884033/chinese-twitter-says-ki…

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Who's up next?

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

I really hope that fat piece of shit is dead

His face alone makes you want to bash the hell out of him

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

Awesome. Hopefully this will lead to an Arab Springesque uprising.

I am not cocky, I am confident, and when you tell me I am the best it is a compliment. -Styles P
 

When I first read the title I thought that Kim Jong Il had come back to life.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 

Some kid just told me to fuck off for wishing that he was dead on my friend's facebook.

liberals get more and more annoying every god damned day... and I don't even consider myself conservative, but fuck... The "friend" was my best f'n friend in gradeschool back in the day... but god I'm so close to unfriending him just so I can stop hearing all of their whining. They condemn anything conservative for the stupidest reasons and then stick up for a dictator of North Korea

http://www.dailydawdle.com/2012/02/kim-jong-un-really-really-wants-cake…

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 
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[quote=scottj19x89]Some kid just told me to fuck off for wishing that he was dead on my friend's facebook.

liberals get more and more annoying every god damned day... and I don't even consider myself conservative, but fuck... The "friend" was my best f'n friend in gradeschool back in the day... but god I'm so close to unfriending him just so I can stop hearing all of their whining. They condemn anything conservative for the stupidest reasons and then stick up for a dictator of North Korea

http://www.dailydawdle.com/2012/02/kim-jong-un-really-really-wants-cake…]

The friend is obviously a dumbass for not understanding the Kim Jong-Un situation.

However I fail to see the connection between your friend's liberal view and his comments on Kim Jong-Un, which have more to do with him being politically ignorant than his partisan bias. I know this is a generally conservative board and I can respect the intentions of your liberal bashing, but being liberal has nothing to do with defending a dictator of North Korea.

P.S. before any haters jump on me for being a crazy socialist, I consider myself socially liberal and fiscally conservative (libertarian?).

 

The guy dresses very well - anyone know the make of his overcoat?

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

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“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

It's not just the sticking up for Kim Jong Un, he puts waaaaaaay more disgustingly liberal shit on it. Ya know, the constant whining because somebody somewhere might get offended type of stuff.

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

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Yeah I definitely understand (and appropriately hate) partisan whining, both liberal and conservative. I was just pointing out the interesting trajectory of your post, from "my friend told me to fuck off for wanting Kim Jong-Un dead" to "god liberals are such whiny pussies". But I get where you're coming from.

 

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