Such a Cubicle Day

"Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays". Those famous "Office Space" words which led to corporate drone anarchy pop into my head on a morning like today's. It's just you and your four slabs of particle board, nose down, pedal to floor, rinse, repeat.

Take solace in the fact that somewhere out there an unemployable JUCO dropout is wailing away on more than an air guitar , while subsiding nicely off eternal unemployment and Powerbars.

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